Loki679

Mid to lower mid-table player. Never had the mentality to be a top player.

'I once said Botman was slow so now I can claim to have been the only one to spot Bruno's lack of pace' is some take, like.

No Botman? Fuck this joker. I say we begin HOUNDING HIM OUT immediately.

No, they'll get insurance money then. Injury which never quite heals with setback after setback for the entire length of his contract plus any renewals. Either that or he gets his dick bitten off getting noshed off a small pony.

Bit of a downgrade but I suppose we get some aqueducts and stuff for slumming it.

Aye, that Nick Pope, Nick Botman, Nick Woltemade is a decent spine. Anthony Guimaraes and Anthony Ramsey in the middle with Anthony Tonali and Anthony Trippier is a solid set up too.

This 'prem proven' stuff is such a load of horseshit. None of these were 'prem proven': Bruno Tonali Woltemade Botman Thiaw Ratcunt Yet they somehow managed to play the game they achieved professional status in to a high level even in the vaunted premier league. It's the same fucking game played on the same fucking pitch with the same fucking ball. 'Prem proven' can suck a fat, hairy cock. It's bollocks.

I'm gonna assume that's out of 7 million.

Elanga FFS. Too fucking slow to play the ball again.

Play it quicker ffs

HTL

9pm kick off and no work tomorrow. Safe to say I may be imbibing.

Don't forget the nailed on massive pile of cash PIF are going to give them for a geriatric Salah.

Meat pie floaters

Or, and hear me out here, you come with Leao, he stays here, Sandro stays here, you stay here and we all get pissed.

This is spot on, like. You're essentially telling every opposing manager 'this is exactly how we're going to set up and play against you' weeks and months in advance. Clubs have spies scoping out training grounds and shit to try and get a clue about this stuff but Man Utd just straight up take out a full page advert in the national press to let everyone know what they're planning

He died of old age.

99 games total. What a career

Howay Rodimus

Well that was utter pish.

No goal attempts from us 2nd half

'Get Thiaw off!' *Monkey paw curls* Lascelles comes on

Woltemade's close control is excellent.

That's not true.