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Stick a big mirror on top of the stand to reflect light down onto Leazes Terrace. Make it deformable so it can be converted into a death ray if they complain

Let's have a whip round, sure we can rustle that up.

Your lass too. OYOY LADS BANANARAMA

Ah well, you're dead to me.

Move SJP BRICK BY BRICK 100 yards up the road.

8t = 80 so 8tmosphere = 80mosphere = Bomosphere. In Korean, 보모 (bomo) means childminder. It is a noun that refers to a person who takes care of children and looks after the house. Mike has used an incredibly clever and hard to decipher code to surreptitiously call Yorkie a girl (or possibly a nonce) and is currently sitting in his fortress of solitude enjoying a nice bowl of cauliflower having a good chuckle at you all.

I'm backing the thread title Mike has brought some much need creativity and personality to the boards and it's gonna be awesome watching how long Rich can resist.

'Mr Nut' cos when he comes it's done.

Ban this sick filth

Don't want Gallagher, for what he'd cost we could get better and fuck helping Chelsea dig out of their hole.

Can't wait til he sees the fleshpots of the Bigg Market

It's happened. I actually agreed with a Froggy post. Fergie > Pep Not even a question.

We need some transfer news

Anything we get for Lascelles would be pure FFP profit wouldn't it?

Can we call him Slobbo?

Whey, is Knaka shitting all over another thread with his patronising patter?

I think our majority owners can get their own way if they put their mind to it

But for years to come we'd be regaled with tales of how two brave mackems took Trafalgar and chased off nearly 4 million geordies with their bare hands.

If he's really good he might get a plaque.

From that, to this: