Loki679

Unless Yasir is pissed off and wants to make a point.....

I'm in. Let's do this. What's the plan, Big M?

Wouldn't it just be the same cartel clubs in the playoffs? So all you'd really get would be another month of breathless Sky Sports 'THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING EVA!!!!' reporting obssessing over and hyping those same teams while also giving them even more money for TV games?

I can take not signing anyone, not getting a new stadium or training ground, losing Isak to the scousers, but losing Fun88? That's over the line, I can't take that. What a cruel and merciless world this is.

I'll always remember Oxford in the cup at SJP. 0-0, awful football and the bonus of it being about 3am here.

Can he play up front?

I don't know if 'tekky' is good or bad What's he on about?

Down the shop for a Twix.

Really? Todd Boehly can outsmart the PL with various cunning wheezes but the State of Saudi Arabia is stumped? Man Utd can have an official tractor partner, Nottingham Forest can have an official battery partner but one of the largest investment funds in the world is at a loss? Training ground sponsor? Training kit sponsor? Really? Beyond the ken of a nation state worth of investors?

That's it, like. We talk as if the PSR rules and the PL are the ultimate power but compared to PIF the PL are less than the sum of fuck all. If they wanted to they could juice our books fatter than a gammon at an Epping hotel.

Do we never fucking learn? I had a perfectly good new player thread deleted and this shit gets to stand?

Wages maybe?

Great, here come the scousers to rub it in.

I think you messed that meme up, mate

Can we not find someone with a few more tattoos?

He's handed in his notice a long time ago and he's probably not feeling too good tbf.

I appreciate the optimism but, based on our performance so far, we'd be lucky to sign that many players by the year 2032.

Ah, mate, you're gonna have to change your carpet anarl.

Not my thing but each to their own I suppose.

Could be looking at £200m then

I agree with TCD tbh. Keane on Haaland is the way to go.

Meanwhile, Ryder is still working on his article about us bidding for Joao Pedro.

The cat's collar or yours?

Transfer and wage budget for every team is equal to the highest spender from the previous season +7%