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Wtf is that supposed to be? That's ridiculously bad, it looks like your drunk uncle dancing at a wedding. I hope we don't hire the local primary school to do the next one.

f***ing hell. You're actually just a bairn by comparison. I always had you down as being in your 50s now. Whoops. how did you get 50's? Born in 76, maybe it's the three kids that gave aged me. Let your eyes drift left TM (not my avatar yours, man ), suspect that may have helped... I'm sorry mate, you'll have to expand on that Your avatar looks like Mick from the 1920s.

Think I'd take 2-0 at this point, as long as we look threatening. Anything less than 4 and i'll be happy as a clam.

PM ujpest doza, he hates his wife apparently.

Fucking Ghandi over here

Matz Sels - STI: 5 LTF: 5 Exc: 5 Matt Ritchie - STI: 9 LTF: 9 Exc: 9 Dwight Gayle - STI: 7 LTF: 5 Exc: 6 Jesus Gamez - STI: 4 LTF: 3 Exc: 3 Isaac Hayden - STI: 8 LTF: 10 Exc: 10 Grant Hanley - STI: 5 LTF: 5 Exc: 4 Ciaran Clark - STI: 5 LTF: 2 Exc: 2 Mohamed Diame - STI: 6 LTF: 6 Exc: 6 DeAndre Yedlin - STI: 7 LTF: 7 Exc: 7 Daryl Murphy - STI: 2 LTF: 0 Exc: :partridge: Achraf Lazaar - STI: 8 LTF: 8 Exc: 9 Christian Atsu - STI: 7 LTF: 9 Exc: 8 Did it wrong. The Exc is how excited I am about the signing. The other way is stupid anyway. Who gets excited by goalkeepers ffs.

Like the NUFC calendar your gran gets you every christmas. Someone on there is getting sold in January

I think 'We are United' would be better. Works on a couple of levels.

NWOANWOABB

Casino chips iirc.

When did this playing Rooney in midfield thing start?

Aye, not exactly a whopper.

Why do you think it needs to be kept? Emergencies, trials and getting youngsters some experience. Some changes to make.....no loans to clubs in the same division, no fees for loans, 3 month maximum, maximum of 3 in and 5 out per season. Emergencies I'm afraid tough, if you get relegated you get relegated. If you have injuries use your own youngsters and let them get some experience at the club that owns them. Imagine how much more competitive the leagues would be if these 38 Chelsea players and all the other PL clubs loanees were actually at competing clubs permanently. Restric the squad sizes and no January transfer window. If Man Utd have 3 injured GKs during the season then if they have to play an outfield player in goal for parts of the season then so be it. The current system just protects the status quo. Needs a good shake. Especially on restricting squad sizes. Make it so a club can register a maximum of 60 players or something. Only 5 loans out per club, none in the same division and only under 22. Outlaw loan fees too.

Sounds nasty. Sounds like a kind of snake. A bloodless snake that spends it's life hiding underground searching for used smack syringes to lick clean.

I really want to see him in the first team. He's been here a million years, has played international football and is / was quite highly rated. He can't be that bad, surely.

We paid Monaco £1.8m for his services. £3.8m would not have got us Lacazette. Thought we paid £6m+ for him? Lacazette was around £11m at the time. No, we paid £1.8m and Ashley did the usual thing of 'I'm spending the TV money, honest' by factoring in the player's wages. Cabella only cost us £5.2m also. Got this on very good authority from someone at France Football when we signed them, and posted it at the time. That Cabella figure is wrong. What was it then? Elaborate....

Riviere gets a million quid a year. There's something deeply wrong with that.

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Can't see them taking up the option to buy unfortunately. Aye, it's an option. 'Buy him? hahaha, oh, wait, you're serious. Er, yeah, just stick 5 million there. In fact, make it 7 million. Or maybe 10. No, you're right, they'd never believe that, stick to 7.'

Good. Can't wait to hear the excuses from him and his bumchums in the Sky Sports studio when he relegates them.

It's not so bad. The deal for McMananman is for some radgie from Scotswood to cave his head in with a half brick for £20.

I shall. Thank you, my good man.

You have to stop this.

But we could sell him for £25m, get Knockaert in as you say and then have £11m left over