Loki679

It's like if one of us got the chance to play for the toon. Bloke seems to be genuinely excited and really want to play for our club.

Our AAA attack would become AAAH which also works.

He's loving life. Quality to see an old pro dropping down the divisions old school style to keep playing as long as he can

If we were going to do £60m on Pedro then £65m on Ekitike isn't that much of a stretch.

Disagree. Still need to call them plastics and cunts.

You've got Joël Piroe and Joël Piroe too who would would be worth taking a look at.

Found it. Was against Southampton. Proper belter against Wham too.

I'm in. This lad is gonna be a star for us.

Remember Barnes scoring a quality header for us. Can't remember who it was against but it was an absolute bullet.

Get tae fuck, man

Still wouldn't be my choice tbh. We need a bit more skill and guile rather than more hard work and running imo.

You've said that you're happy to be here, are you happy to be here? Can you please trot out as many generic platitudes as you can think of as if we'd asked a 2020 AI to generate the most meaningless and uninteresting boring repetition of football cliches that currently exist?

If they don't get Amorim the exact players to perfectly fit his 'system' they can use the excuse again next season.

Don't legs back Elanga? Doesn't really work.

Mate, you're supposed to come up with the shittest, most contrived, corny and downright embarrassing words you can put in some vague order of meaning and present them here like you're John Lennon brought back to life.

Got to be something we can do with Gangnam Style.

Scalvini. Guehi isn't that good.

I look forward to your sternly worded letter to the editor after you've finished discussing fridges and shit cardigans with Derek Wilson from next door. Boring old git.

A boring house surrounded by wankers who talk about carpets and mortgages or somewhere fun by the sea with easy access to (possibly free) crack?

The schizophrenic one(s)?

We have to stop hanging onto players who have outlived their use to us. Getting stupid now.

Just don't let the kid see the back and tell him it's no.9 now.

Would be fairly easy to limit every new car to an 80mph maximum speed.

Deportivo for me lyk. Absolute belter.

Was it the physio?