loki679

NTW

T-minus 9 days to Zidane

I think he's done well. Physically and verbally a leader of men on and off the pitch, glad to see him leading us for the next couple of years at least.

We have the same conversations every season no matter what players we have. Strikers are isolated, Cabella has no movement around him off the ball, it's the same thing over and over and that tells me it's not the players that are to blame. Riviere may or may not be a good striker but I very much doubt we'll get a realistic look at him until we our coaching and tactics change.

Really flying the flag for the modern man there, Mick.

Let her do it as long as the full name is Jack Ballsack.

Wicked. Just get them to move the goal 30 yards up the pitch and we're sorted.

Dunno like, Shakhtar's ground got shelled today. Bet that war isn't looking so bad right now.

We should be picking our wingers based on who is going to create and chip in with goals and assists. Instead we're selecting them on work rate and ability to protect the full back in our bastardised 4-5-1. Gouff's looked ok when he's been played up front but the guy just isn't a wide midfielder and never will be.

Bet that war isn't looking so bad right now.

Nah, fuck that. Said before that I'll not give anyone the satisfaction. It's going to be like a 'Stone cutters' episode off the Simpsons when everyone fucks off to form their own club without me. James won't. Who's James? Some bloke who makes a lot of interesting posts HE GOT MARRIED TO AN ACTUAL WOMAN and also likes cats. And can't jizz. Oh fuck off reminding me of that shit. I was honestly going to wish you happy birthday as well. You can stick it up your bollocks. Just needs a little push from Polic and we'll have victim number 3.

Poor Chucky and Jonas. It's says no Argentinians, we're allowed to have one.

Fell asleep at half time and just woke up. Happy with that tbh, was a good nap.

Really nice to see our wingers picking up the ball on the edge of our box. I missed this over the summer.

16 minutes in and Colback's already sunburned.

Win us a cup and he'd go in the history books. First manager to win a trophy* for 46 years? Like it or not he'd be put up there with the best. *a trophy that wouldn't make Scott Parker look like someone's just shat in his kettle

I still think IP murdered Santoon.

What makes you think that?

Of course he is. The really damning evidence was the stuff from Ibrahim Farrah. Is that the Egyptian guy? That's Mo Farah you tit http://www.quickmeme.com/img/78/78d9404548d72960a29be1ba563fac9eda2a298f15fc2160cfd113bbaa6aba1d.jpg

Of course he is. The really damning evidence was the stuff from Ibrahim Farrah. Is that the Egyptian guy? Alreet Malky.

Can we get '...' assigned to a smiley? A big fuckoff huge nob or something? Maybe a Pardew grin?

Not exactly one to get the heart racing though is it?

To me he's never looked like a goalscorer. He's one of those not really striker, not really winger players who (to me) just aren't much use and flatter to deceive. If he was playing for WBA or Stoke nobody would be taking a second look at him, certainly not for £15m. Man Utd, Sunderland, every England level he's played he hasn't been prolific. I don't see him suddenly turning it around now.

Where's Ronaldo with that smiley when you need him?