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"Hey, this emergency exit, is just painted on...."

Knocked on the head IIRC, just going to be regular landscaping. Lets not forget this was the plot of land next to the metro station, and absolutely F*** all to do with the club. But a great excuse for the national press to indulge in their usual 'haha look at teh fat geordies on a slide, probly all covered in p*ss and drunk and fat haha, teh gerodies are funny lol"

FFS, just dangle them from level seven while you're at it. Upside down. On fire.

He already has an FA cup winners medal. There is no God.

The first line of that makes it sound like a transcript of Benito's post-match prayer. And that's today's 'Big Fact'. I'm Alan Partridge, the times approaching a quarter to ten...."

Jesus wept, this is still happening? Can those bamps not go 90 minutes without necking their bait and chucking the litter on the pitch? Go for some scran beforehand, your 'city' centre is fully stocked with Greggs and chippies. (And not much else BTW)

Please look at us, we exist. Genuinely we do, we exist and we matter...we matter to people....people like you marra. That's a word we made, do you like it? Please like it, marra. It means friend...you're our friend right? Marra? Also FTM. It means F*ck the Mags. 0-3-1-9

Well, it definitely is true. Whether he said it or not may be up for debate.

"....Day's full approval"

I'm not one normally given to hyperbole, but I would literally rather liquidate that pizza with broken glass and AIDS, injecting the resultant paste into my hog's-eye than let it anywhere near my mouth. After which TaylorJ should be brought to the Hague for his crimes, and jettisoned into the sun strapped to bin Ladens remains. And that's before I noticed it was a bit burnt.

Hang on.....its already been in the oven and the corn/ketchup added afterwards? What kind of sick sh*t is this?

Heh heh, I love those passive-aggressive updates on social media! Paolo di Canio: "You really find out who your friends are at times like this, and who can just F*CK RITE OFF U NO WHO U R" Paolo liked 'Benito was right...' and 'Fiamma Tricolore'

Surely it would only be 'ironic' if the loan were refused or something.... What we have here is a lame coincidence. Or have I just been severely whooshed?

Could be a class signing, and better late than never. However, after his behaviour in January, I'm not sure he deserves to wear the iconic number shirt.

Oh yeah, sundreland, that place still exists. Did they ever get rid of that fascist sympathizer with the Mussolini tattoos?

Proper nana phrase that like, love it! but aye, he's staying in london. Closer to wormword scrubs anyway,

So it happens, Over the line, guess who wins again etc etc..... Cant wait to see how we f*ck this one up.

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mmmm.....beginning to wish I hadnt said anything tbh. But seriously, if you have a visible tattoo, you're worse than ten Hitlers.

I worked with a lad in seghill who had a tigers head on his hand done at Her Majesty's Pleasure when he was a teenager....he's now in his 40s and has never had a job above minimum wage. Basically, employers take one look at him and show him the door. Theres a world of difference between a detailed Debuchy sleeve and a few borstal dots. Unfortunately people (employers) know which is which.

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Not into tattoos myself. While I understand the 'no faces' bit, why are hands prohibited? Because hand, along with face and neck tattoos, can make you borderline unemployable. Yep pretty much. For a long time (and still in some quarters) face and hand tats are a sign of incarceration, but apparently are now 'de rigueur' with some people. Tools mainly.

what a tool. Also, when did face tats become normal? Ive been to a couple of places and they had a sign saying 'no faces, no hands'. Is that all out the window now?

He's validating his parking and buying a pack of minstrels from the machine.....Welcome to NUFC Baffy!

Meanwhile in joe kinnears office... "Allo Leon? Yeah, about Biffertambo, we don't need 'im, tara" "Allo 'Arry? about Lookie Rimmer, we don't need 'im, tara' "Allo thingy from Villa, sorry mate forgot your name, its about david brent........"