bhoywhonder

Jesus wept! Puma present the premier league's first cut n' shut top. "Front half is Grimsby late nineties, back half is a late model Cortina that needed work on the sills...."

I'd watch that....though Hyde best stay clear of Taylor's chompers, she could lose an arm.

Great article that...."at a comparative church mouse of a Premier League club" I'm amazed that so many mackems think this publicity is somehow positive....this is about a different but equally scathing article in the Telegraph: Aye you're talked about alright.... Everyone's saying your manager's a swivel-eyed fascist lunatic, and that your players are utter shitehawks. Though after decades of being ignored, I suppose that counts as progress.

*wakes up* Yawn....Newcastle....mag kernts......mustnt post.....meh http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=782460

"Pleeyus love us, PLEEYUS??" "Or just even notice us, that'd dee marras"

Regardless of the results next week, everyone down to 'Wee Phillies' end of season jamboree right? http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r30/ultimatebuzz/null_zps305105c1.jpg 'Opposite Primark'

2 Porto pigs decide no benfiquistas are gonna watch the game at that mall so they start throwing benfiquistas out while one portista from angola defends them. Then things go sour, and sweet justice is served. Man what a cracker in the face. Any need for s*** like this? This happened to me in Eldon Square Waitrose. Some motherfuquista took my charity token and put it in the Hedgehog Protection League slot. Suffice to say, she'll be drinking breakfast through a straw for the time being.....

"Alan, ave a whisper in 'is pearly shell-like, wallop, bosh, all yours.....3 million to 'Slippery Doreen' in the Caymans, ok squire?"

That's pretty typical of the 'city' centre tbh....its like 5 Shields Roads in a line. After the defeat this year I consoled myself that at least I didn't have to go back to that interminable sh*thole. Benito DiCanio will be pleased at how quickly they can organise a rally street party in his honour though.

/RTG/ "never heard of him/sh*te anyway/wouldn't last 5 minutes in the prem/whees he like?

Not a fan, but would pay to see NZ and Tonga do each other's pre-match fightdance...Then leave before the rugby starts obviously.

Hopeless c*nts, first time I've ever wanted them to get a result, they conspire to be worse than ever. If one of them could punch a horse whilst wearing a klan hood and swastika armband, that might cheer me up for a second or two.

"Sissoko? We'll give you 1.8m, final offer"

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Commit-Successful-Suicide-Thomas-James/dp/0557588421/ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1366814402&sr=1-7

Or a list of world class* players who will be 'flocking' to play for il duce? (*out of contract has-beens)

So....we're all agreed Martin O'Neill is utterly forgotten in favour of the fascist then? Tatty-bye Marty, the Mackem Mussolini has already shat all over your legacy in the space of 3 weeks. And your disciples are pure lapping it up....

Pardew's ludicrously long contract probably includes a massive redundancy pay-off, which will save him through this (and probably more) sh*t periods. His reaction to this massive retrograde step from last season will be key. As for the mackems response to last weeks result...I'm beginning to wonder why I pay a mortgage, we all clearly live rent-free in their heads 24/7 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2312057/Sunderland-1-Everton-0--match-report-Di-Canio-effect-continues-Sessegnon-moves-Black-Cats-closer-safety.html That flag

Mag on a jury: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/19/newcastle-fan-removed-jury-sunderland-sex-case?INTCMP=SRCH Still got found guilty. F*ckin' Mag-istrates........

Probably because those results didn't make my living room look like this..... http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2844/dsc0075ft.jpg

Adam johnson looks like a young George Osbourne after a litre of own-brand vodka and a month in hospital.

Mrs BW got me a 'joke' loud xmas jumper with a pattern almost identical to the midriff of the first liverpool one. Never wore it, didnt see the funny side. Well played Warrior!

Really? Really genuinely surprised? Youve been taken in by that 'classy' mantra marra! Well, its not as if they spend a 400+ post thread doing pre-school doodles about severe injury or disabled fans being burnt by the fireworks they threw. Oh right, they did that too.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=775403&page=5 THATS CLASS THAT MAN MARRAS AHM IN PEWA TEARS HERE LIKE!!

Holy f*ck, its Opposite Land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies and hot snow falls up!

Can we not just distill that entire thread into the phrase "I just geet hit me dog" and move on? We get it, you all have 'issues'. Sky can help and follow the match with the standard soap-opera voiceover "If you've been affected by the issues highlighted in today's edition of SAFC humiliation, the number to call is....."

I forget.... which ones the good one?