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Although . . .

Said he's sick of Eddie Howe getting all his teammates injured.

With the benefit of hindsight, he was never the same after that episode with his cat at the airport.

Should be banned for being too sensible.

Autocorrect gold.

Eddie performed an absolute managerial miracle in the 2021-22 season by getting us from 19th place and odds-on relegation to mid-table safety. He performed an even bigger miracle in 2022-23 in getting us to the Champions League and a cup final. That people are seriously talking about getting rid of him because he hasn't performed yet another miracle this season is absolutely batshit crazy.

Want German clubs (like Freiburg) to lose and English ones (like West Ham) to win.

Never recovered after he got sent off for dithering over a throw-in.

Just did a search of "runs funny' on this site. At various times, Dan Burn, Lewis Hall (repeatedly), Thauvin, Tiote and Geremi have all been identified as running funny. No silly walks, though.

Might fancy being a Gamblers Anonymous sponsor for Tonali too.

From today's Daily Mail: Estimated net worth of Premier League owners Newcastle United - Saudi Public Investment Fund, RB Sports & Media, PCP Capital Partners - £489billion Manchester United - Glazer Family, Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos - £22billion Manchester City - Abu Dhabi United Group, Silver Lake - £17.2billion Arsenal - Stan Kroenke - £13.87billion Chelsea - Todd Boehly, Hansjorg Wyss, Mark Walter - £12.5billion West Ham - Daniel Kretinsky, David Sullivan, Tripp Smith, Vanessa Gold - £10.36billion Aston Villa - Wes Edens, Nassef Sawiris - £9.4billion Fulham - Shahid Khan - £9.3billion Liverpool - John W Henry, Tom Werner - £5.5billion Wolves - Fosun International (Guo Guangchang, Liang Xinjun, Wang Qunbin) - £5.4billion Tottenham Hotspur - Joe Lewis, Daniel Levy - £4.58billion Crystal Palace - John Textor, Josh Harris, David Blitzer, Steve Parish - £4.32billion Nottingham Forest - Evangelos Marinakis - £2.5billion Everton - Farhad Moshiri - £2.1billion Bournemouth - William P. Foley - £1.33billion Brighton and Hove Albion - Tony Bloom - £1.02billion Brentford - Matthew Benham - £220million Sheffield United - Abdullah Bin Mosaad Al Saud - £157million Luton Town - Fan-owned Burnley - Alan Pace - Unknown

Spoilsport

Never gets old.

Anderlecht

"Is believed" is journalese for "I'm guessing." (And "criteria" is a plural, but I wouldn't expect Ryder to know that.)

Maybe run this by Mr. Tonali.

Yes. Blessing in disguise. We can concentrate on the league.

I'm sure our Dan does a thorough job of bird carcass disposal as he goes about his appointed rounds keeping the property in good order. All part of being the Hub of the Wheel.

Doubt the owners are too worried about undermining the club gardener.

Watch it on ESPN+

Think you're right. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

Pretty sure he was talking about this season.

Carabao Cup -- knocked out Man City, beat Man U 3-0 at Old Trafford, came within an inch of beating Chelsea away and making the semi-finals. FA Cup -- still in

And if she hasn't got a cat Botman can let her borrow Tiddles.