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Any word on his diagnosis?

A bit harsh to call that a sitter, was chest high and in the melee so he can't bring it down like. I'm sure he'd tell you he should have scored, of course, but seeing the chance back it looked a bit trickier than at first glance.

I think you're looking for "African-American in England"

Get the fuck in you beautiful bastards

Hardest moment of my life, managed to stop just short of yelling "holy fuck!" in front of my three year old.

Forgot how fucking good this guy is. Absolutely rapid today as well, which is nice to see coming off a hammy.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised twice? This dude is for real.

He was fine when deputized in that role a couple times last season. The nice thing is our normal style isolates the striker so much it doesn't really matter who you play there. There was a game a while back where we had to move Gordon to striker, and then ten minutes later Murphy switched with him, and it was really no impact to how we played lol.

I don't suppose Dortmund have had five injuries and a suspension in the last week or so?

Shoots and dives like a forward, such a cultured player

Feel like we should be getting as many minutes out of this dude's legs as we can until the ban comes down.

Yeah that's fair. I don't remember Taylor as a rookie, and Longstaff's circuitous trajectory had me not thinking of him as a prospect come good, but he absolutely is.

When's the last time we had a prospect, home grown or otherwise, actually come up, play games, and reach potential? I've been following the team for real since around, I dunno whenever I signed up here, 2006? And I'm not sure I've ever seen it happen.

Oh for fucks sake! This is his moment too man. Hopefully this is misreported or something

Don't tell me we've bought success as long as we are routinely naming two goalkeepers to the bench...

Think it really helps that his three immediate passing options are Schar, Trips, and Bruno. All really comfortable options there.

Well, that was a fun half of football.

Never thought I'd be refreshing the forum to look for results of an Italian court hearing. What the fuck is wrong with me.

Ah, well, if he cried then that's sorted.

Ahhh that's awesome. Hopefully more coverage to come.

Dortmund have got to be shitting themselves, heading to SJP next sitting on zero points.

I feel like I missed my shot too see a game at all tbh. The only way in now is to buy one of those prawn sandwich packages.

Why are YouTube thumbnails so horrible? That's one thing that really makes me feel fucking old man.

The more I watch that first goal... his header on the interception there is actually aimed perfectly, I don't think that was luck either. What a player.