Shays Given Tim Flowers

Hans responds to rumours of being a luddite.

11 in 13 for Fulham now. That's decent form. He's been MOTM in 6 games too. My concern is that you look at his goals for Fulham and most of them involve Fulham being collectively high up the pitch, with plenty of width on both sides. That just isn't how we play. So you look at his highlights and the temptation is to say he's improving and he's getting better at being in goal scoring positions. To me this is a symptom of how Fulham set up. I think if he was playing for us he would be spending too much time away from the goal and as such not really threatening. Of course, we may add some quality to the team and I think he brings good variety to a forward line. I'd like to see us keep him on balance but I can't see him being a line leading striker for us in the short to medium term. The above is academic if he doesn't apply himself in training in the manner expected.

Kenedy looks like he could kill a man.

Have they fucked this pitch up?

1992 was a generation ago.

When the referee waves play on as an advantage for a foul does this get counted as a foul in match statistics.

Too much Coleman gets up your nose.

Karmic justice for the Johnson debacle tbh.

Santa Maria

Willian, Kenedy and Rashford plz

Dummett can’t control his knife Thought that was Colo?

Harsh on Rich.

Garth in Court just waxing lyrical about Mo Diame.

What the fuck has happened to Diame, its hilarious.

Diame passing the ball off his back

Perez is so good when he's good.

Shelvey is good at playing balls from deep, he tends to play as a deep lying midfielder for us. I'm not sure that automatically should translate into high assist numbers and obviously doesn't lend itself to being a prolific scorer of goals. Would be a useful plan b for England to have.

He is, along with Jim Beglin. Anyone, including Clive Tyldsley would be better. Peter Brackley and Trevor Brooking dream ticket.

Walter Mitty.

Shame he snatched at the finish.

RIP.

He’s been more successful than Bob Bradley to be fair.

Won the battle of the baldys today.