Shays Given Tim Flowers

That's not true man, it definitely wasn't harder to execute. I appreciate that it was aestethically more pleasing, but this is far more difficult. The pace at which Marcelos cross comes doesn't give Bale much time, but he still manages to hit it perfectly. Having looked at Bale's again in Real Time, you're bang on.

Nah, Ronaldo's was a harder shot to execute and the athleticism was insane to execute it.

It's a tough choice.

The count sucking the life out of this thread

Ronaldo's bicey was better.

More like Darius.

This is the football club equivalent of homes under the hammer.

B-More's rebuttal.

Will captain England to glory in Qatar.

Awful. If you're going to go out so young there's worse lives to have lead. RIP.

Superb.

He’s a tit if mammory serves me true.

Would be incredible here.

There's a fair few non-strikers who got more than his 8 PL goals. Sanchez has scored 1 more goal and has 1 more assist than Perez.

He's competent on the ball. Mike Williamson was weak on the ball.

'Seeking to play down his role as a decision-maker at Sports Direct, Ashley told Mr Justice Leggatt he was not “Obi-Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star”, seemingly mistaking the legendary Jedi Master for Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith.'

Think too many people are forgetting that he's not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star.

Really great work to all involved.

It'll be the same size as the others.

Went for Ayoze, he's had a thankless job for most of the season. Worked his bollocks off throughout and his form on the final stretch has been superb. Next year could be a big year for him if we make an improvement in front of him.

Grant, the annoyingly good looking lawyer with the flashy car that you just know won't treat her right. This is some prejudice right here.

Smart casual finish.

Assuming the Beardsley enquiry will be done by then

What other colours of crocodile are there?

Can’t wait for the Grayson interview on Men and Motors.