Shays Given Tim Flowers

Football is fucking mint

Ah skeet skeet skeet motherfuckers

Woop Woop

Deflected cross?

We’re all Tonalian pirates now!

As an Edmund I hope we sign Tapsoba.

It seems like it is possible to win the league with a team where no player cost more than £40m provided you can keep the side together.

I hope someone asks that fucker Klopp about Europa league teams spending £110m on players. Having a significantly higher net spend than a club without a ceiling. Receiving an inflated fee for a player from Saudi Arabia and whether he has any concerns that clubs that aren’t in the Champions league will ever be able to compete with those that have been established there and who benefit massively from the way remuneration in that competition works.

Sometimes.

I mean that seems subjective but I guess.

Chucky Stephen Ireland Bentaleb Lazaar Doumbia

Do the fans in peace ever post before a match

Match finished early

I think that Barnes goal is the type of goal we will score a lot of this season.

I mean I’ll allow it because it means he’s scored a goal. But I will die a little each time I see it.

It’s so lame.

No bow and arrow celebration. Hope that remains the case.

Barnes and Burns are both fun Spanish names.

Not taken Barnes long to pick up the finishing prowess of his new colleagues.

Did that advert just say ‘never bend down again’ as the tagline for a pair of slip on shoes

This is the most stop start game I can recall

Might be a red in this game. So many cynical fouls

Did look like he hit the keeper then benefitted from the drop.

It all makes sense but think he’s going to have a breakout year with us.

Kit looks nice on the broadcast angle.