Nattfare

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Christ, can you imagine. I'm imagining the magic trio of Allardyce, Pardew and Moyes having the job at the same time. Or going from one to the other as the season is progressing.

Sadly Gayle's technique lets him down a bit too. He needs too many touches to control the ball when Shelvey finds his runs.

It would take him all year just to do from one match then.

Flashbacks.

Congrats! Did you do the right thing anyway and name the kid Rafa? Or Ben. Hatem Ben Rafa?

My side: Mitrović, Lascelles, Slimani Opposition: Mike Ashley, Alan Pardew, Derek Llambias

Unbeaten five games in a row, marra!

It's getting boring and predictable with another good game.

He also made a Shelvey pass out to Yedlin in the first half.

Don't diss his Action Man hair.

This as well.

One game that stood out to me, can't remember who we were playing, where Ben Arfa was in our half pretty much the entire first half to defend. On the left side Gouffran had already gifted them two goals. Second half, Ben Arfa subbed and Gouffran played for 90 minutes.

We'll sell Mitro for a lot of money we won't even use at least.

Gone are the days where anyone can come back on a frozen pitch in Russia, despite what injury you just got back from.

Goes to show how little need he ever had of using his left foot.

Solano's outside curler against Everton was a nice goal.

Doctor Death strikes again?

Is it just me or is Joselu just laying off balls at random without being sure where his team mates are? Always liked how assured Mbemba looks on the ball though.

Whatever he has learned on his kicking he has probably learned from his useless dad, but he can improve on that with time.

Very probable. When I looked it even looked like I was a couple of versions behind even. So it was probably something that caused the reply window to suffer from it somehow as well.

Have you updated Chrome to the latest version? Apparently I had to go to Help - "About Google Chrome" for it to get to the latest version. Now it works, thanks.

The full reply option still seems to lag when using Chrome.

It's the worst Newcastle team to ever have beaten Southampton.