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Maybe those using it are fans of Skee Low? I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala

Divvent want to derail the thread, but in my early days on here I occasionally got mixed up between some posters as pairs of them would be very similar. Sometimes it was similar usernames or profile pics and sometimes it would be because of a similar posting style.

I don't get how we, a Champions League club, can't sell our deadwood. Other top clubs manage to sell their unwanted players with no issue, simply by them being associated with said clubs, however we struggle to get shot of our misfits. I mean, I do really. We seemingly have signed random blokes off the street who used to play football as kids and put them on stupid wages for stupid long contracts, so who in their right mind who buy them? I'm assuming mutual termination would count towards FFP as well? I'm curious as to why the fat wanker would allow high wages for players. His entire modus operandi was to sell on players for a profit (with a spotty hit and miss record), so I don't see why he would give the likes of Hendrick wages that would stall a potential sell on. Is there not some club out there who followed the business plan of our previous regime we could peddle them to? There must be, as plenty of fans said that ashley ran Newcastle soooooo well and we should be happy.

Haven't we already signed Targett? Just the thread title and all...

Not really seen this bloke play. Is he a decent right back? Is he worth £30 million? Would he be a good fit?

Aye, just read that. Poor bugger, hope he's alright. Thoroughly enjoy his work when I see him on Youtube with ESPN.

I liked him when he first arrived, loved it when he stepped up and gave some home truths to players not trying...but then he said ashley was a "nice guy".

Ahhhhh! That makes sense. Cheers for that

Sorry to hark back to the previous few pages, but I haven't been on here all weekend and this story made me blink twice; the HTT you're mentioning in this Bramble story...is it the poster from here HTT (who I haven't seen post in ages come to think of it)?

Could this be because there are fewer left sided players, indeed people, in general though?

Been watching a couple of NUFC youtube channels but just wondering what some of the better ones might be that I haven't found yet? There's mainly three that keep appearing when youtube takes me down a rabbit hole.; one where it has a chant to open it up to a bloke in his house telling us that alan pardew is only a see-you-next-tuesday because of the Davis Meyler headbutt incident, a one which has the same chant to open it up but then there is a Geordie who hosts it, a non Geordie who does stats and a bloke who might be asleep, and one with a seemingly harmless bloke who just wanders around the North East. Sorry for just the descriptions, I've normally just got my phone playing them whilst I'm busy so I don't get to see what the channels are called. Anyway, any suggestions of good quality content? EDIT: The three blokes ones is The Toon Review, it's just come on

I watched one of those fan made youtube shows and it said Chiesa was preferring to sign for us and his agent was over here. From the posts I've read here this morning, I take it this is bollocks?

G'Kar out of Babylon 5.

Epic explanation! Which of the journos will be first to steal it do we reckon?

A take is an opinion, no? So "anyone else" suggests a question (along with the question mark). It wasn't my opinion, it was a question and I'm sorry you felt it bizarre. But enough semantics, thank you for answering. EDIT: Nope, you're right. "anyone else" would indicate a take. Fair enough, badly worded by me. Massive apologies.

Not a "take", it was a question to garner opinion. Bizarre take of a "take" tbh

I know we keep hush hush these days and genuine rumours seem to only happen when we have an imminent signing usually, but anyone else think we are done for the summer?

His initials on the wall man "ooh mam, make sure you get those in when you're taking my picture. All the kids at school will think I'm mint!" EDIT: what does HH mean that is bad? Only thing that comes to mind for me is Helly Hanson and Hulk Hogan.

Maybe they saw him at Villa when John Gregory played him as a sweeper.

If you click on the twitter link then it'll translate it for you by pressing "translate tweet".

Well that's news, I didn't know he'd left the chronicle. Anyway, I feel I've derailed the thread enough. Sorry

Kinda sorta related, but I haven't seen Douglas mentioned on here for ages.

Don't want Fofana as every time I read his name I get that Name Game song (from American Horror Asylum and the 60's) playing in my head for hours.

I think I may have an example; when Pav returned to the club (under Roeder I think) didn't he have a run of games due to keeper injuries?

YES!!! Thank you! Been bugging me all morning.