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Because Dave Allen the comedian has been dead for about 30 year.

Premier League clubs agree to ban gambling sponsors from shirts And then this article appears about sponsors.

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The nephew is after a Newcastle top, but do we know if we are getting a new kit next season? Don't want to fork out for something that'll be out of date in a couple of months.

1018 pages? I still think of myself as a newbie here so don't want to overstep but do we not start a new thread after 1000?

I love reading all these transfer rumours on here, building up my player knowledge again but you know what? I am so looking forward to the summer and seeing who we will sign. I feel like I've got my old excitement back, it's almost like that Christmas magic that you feel when you were a kid. With only a handful of exceptions, I will be be excited about anyone that the new management bring in. I'd say I can't wait for summer but I'm enjoying our season too much. I love feeling this positive about our club again!

A little bit of nostalgia and a few decent derbies.

Such a good question! I would have said man u, especially during the fergie years, but they're pretty harmless now. Since being reminded that chelsea exist then yeah, I'm all for them as my choice. Heard them being described as "just milwall, but they can afford their own kits".

YES! That would be great to see.

I would love to see an org chart for the staff at NUFC so I can try and work out who does what and why. Love a good org chart.

Is Dark Knight actually McTominay?

Trying to follow this online through here. Are we 1-0 up or is it still 0-0?

You can hide from the ball by making sure you position yourself in the shadow of an opposition player so you can't receive a pass. That's pretty much what that means. Also, welcome to the forum

Is that "Mein Sunderland" intentional or do they not get the "Mein Kampf" inference?

I thought he looks like a an absolute gem if your team is full of plodders and you need something to happen creatively. I think he may find it more challenging, but not impossible, to fit into the team structure and tactics that Howe has instilled. I felt he did canny yesterday and shouldn't be singled out at all.

I've enjoyed a lot of what we've done but I think Miggy has been rumbled. Maybe swap wings with ASM? And keep switching. A bit of rotation amongst our forward like to make it more unpredictable. Don't think Karius has done a lot wrong, the goals were well taken/awkward deflection. I do agree that man u can just fuck off though. It means literally fuck all to them. As an aside, Casimiro looks like Kryten went to a Halloween party as Ronaldo.

Bit harsh on Les Sealey like

I absolutely cannot see how some "supporters" seem to base everything off what they just see on the pitch. It's like if you married a very attractive person, but they became infected by a parasite which leached off their insides leaving them an actual shell of who they used to be. They still look alrightish on the outside occasionally though, but there is nothing but pure hell and anguish on the inside and they stopped communicating with you ages ago. Rather than accept there is a problem though, you just go along with it because you've had a few alright nights out with your parasitic paramour and their slowly rotting carcass. It wasn't just what was on the pitch, it was everything from sackpardew.com and more. Whilst ashley was the beginning of the ruination of our club, pardew was like the sudden maggotlike appendage that sprouted out of your formerly wonderful partner that helped solidify the rot. But "oooh the football was alright and he gets a hard time for no reason". Get to absolute fuck.

I watched a Tifo video on why he is so good, so since I'm clearly now Professor Football I think he'd be a fantastic edition under Eddie due to his ability and willingness to adapt to Howe's instructions.

The Chronicle says we are apparently "mointoring" Mason Mount.

With us currently a bit light in midfield, could we see who is currently a free agent? And if so, would any of them be a good fit/stopgap for us?

Watched the Tifo video on that a few days ago.

What would happen is seven dozen threads would appear on RTG about sportswashing

Updated to be all current and that

Sunderland asked if Newcastle could send a team down for a behind closed doors friendly. Eddie told the lads and said it was completely voluntary for those who wanted to go. Anyway, the day comes around and only Bruno and Dan Burn show up. They think 'sod it, we're here now so we might as well'. So they play against a sunderland 11 and it's 0-0 going into the break. Burn suddenly realises he has to go as he has to go and get measured for his new suit. Bruno says "go for it mate, I'll keep playing". So off pops BDB and Bruno carries on. Next day at training Dan asks Bruno how the match went. "ah, we lost 1-0". "That's pretty good to be fair" says Burn. "thanks", says Bruno, "I got sent off just after half time as well".