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Forest getting a GP appointment with Harold Shipman, there.

Because this is British possession, proper as fuck.

Stonewall pen. VAR still fucking wank.

Maybe not. Deserved. Man Utd are utter shit.

Just offside I think.

Class yesterday. He's an absolute tank, never gets pushed off the ball and always wins it when he uses his body and shields it.

It's an honour to watch this guy play football. He's so fucking good, man. Best player that I've personally ever seen play for us.

I'm fucking hanging. We bossed that yesterday, from start to finish, and I can't remember the last home game like that. In complete control, just had to wait for the first goal and there was no way we weren't winning that once we got it. Great day, great performance, great result. Start of something special methinks.

Great minds etc. Hope everyone going down for this one makes it there and back okay given the train strikes.

Heading into town now. Can't wait.

Winning a game of football before the clocks go back would be nice.

Fat smoggy twat Bailey says we've moved on.

I don't like it tbh just don't like change

Free £1 bet builder on Sky Bet: White booking, BTTS, Jesus 1+ SOT. 15/1

Sky's summer transfer graphic claiming we got Botman from Lyon, there.

'Twas. https://www.nufc.com/html/2006-07html/2006-08-19wigan-h.html

This is the first time we're going to kick off a season without Ashley since 2006-07. I was a few months from turning 6 year old. Coincidentally that's also the last time our first game of the season was a home Saturday 3pm fixture. 2-1 win v Wigan.

First time in the PL for me since was as excited since 2012-13 due to the success of the previous year. Was too young to care then that we'd added fuck all to the squad in preparation for the extra Europa League games. Hence why I included that Spurs game in my post on the last page.

They try and claim pretty much anything outside of Newcastle city centre and the suburbs in the west end in the North East is sunlun territory™ and any Newcastle fans from those areas are plastics who switched allegiances in 1992 when King Kev went knocking on doors handing out Sky dishes house to house in collaboration with the North Sea and a mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen. On top of that they'll try and argue the toss over what is in Newcastle and what makes people Geordies; the bridges over the Tyne? Nah all of them are in Gateshead apparently. From Shields or anywhere else in South Tyneside but you call yourself a Geordie? Nah you're not, you'd have been a red and whiter if it wasn't for Sky. Whatever makes them comfortable I suppose. They're a fanbase with the biggest inferiority complex in English football.

Didn't happen.

Arsenal away another one.

Some opening day/early season stuff. Transfer stuff is boring atm so here yous gan, get the excitement bubbling.