Happinesstan

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space. He plays further back than Hayden, seems pointless even getting to the byline, there's never anyone in the box when the cross goes in. Aye but he's not in the team for his defensive qualities. Hayden is.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

I thought he was older than 25.

Bruce and Rafa should job-share. Rafa takes the away games, and Bruce, the home. We'd be champions by December.

Sky have got it right though. Pretty disrespectful that you're using this as an excuse to have a go at them really. Using the Hillsborough disaster to criticise Murdoch's media empire is disrespectful? Aye right. I was reminded of this pretty soon after posting. Cheers.

Textbook. He’s put faces the faces of Almiron , Maximo Parc, and Joe alongside Rafa and Perez on the targets he uses when he’s out testing his RPG or Blunderbus. Very literate and on point being an absolute cock again. I’ve got to say as an adopted patriot and lover of America it’s very sad that on a day like Thanksgiving, a day of happiness, you have not only turned to abuse, please don't whip out your Smith & Weston, but you have yet to publicly give thanks to your fellow patriot, Mike Ashley, for banishing Rafa Benitez as per your repeated wishes. A man you hated more than bulletproof vests. Very sad Smith & Wesson

A decade ends ten years after it begun. The decade, not a decade. The current decade began 28/11/2009.

Wasn't there 96, Does that mean he's been found guilty of 1?

A decade ends ten years after it begun.

I like him and wish him no ill-fortune. But i'm delighting in watching Ashley's £40m investment turn to shit.

Brace for Joelinton. According to my teabag.

Liverpool also in double figures.

Far, far TL:DR, I reckon I agree, though. We were in a much worse position than we are now, and then it just took off. That first match against Bristol City was immense, I called in sick so I could go, after boycotting since the sale of Gassa. Everything just clicked, as if by magic. The potential was there, but nobody could have honestly believed it would be realised in such comic book fashion. I'll always love King Kev, just for that time in my life. Football is shite now.

Think we'd lack pace and mobility at the back.

Liquidator by Harry J Allstars. Ruined for me after working at Stamford Bridge for 3 years.

That's lovely. This, obviously. But the cynic within says "fucking hell, proper footballers have altered our perceptions to such a degree that we now consider being a decent human being as an achievement"

He was cool, tbh. He obviously spotted that I'd recognised him, and it's possible he sensed my indecision, as he smiled and said hello to me, as if I was the one to be recognised. That's either top behaviour or deeply unnerving. Did he tell you some jokes? Obviously.

He was cool, tbh. He obviously spotted that I'd recognised him, and it's possible he sensed my indecision, as he smiled and said hello to me, as if I was the one to be recognised. That's either top behaviour or deeply unnerving.

I've seen him in there before. He was headed towards the Scotch eggs, but might have been after the pakora.

bruce needs to play him on the left ffs, i can't believe people aren't more annoyed it about it tbh it's so fucking obvious Probably because most of our fans have the football IQ of about 8. Especially the ones that get their football knowledge from The Chronicle. Maybe some people don't get a hard on, pointing out the obvious.

With that much skunk in his pipe, I'm not surprised.

I don’t give a toss myself, you’re a footballer, you play football, that’s it. You’re not a brand like Apple, or a showbiz personality like fucking Katie Price. You’re not some important big deal of a person politically or socially. You’re a footballer, stick to being one and just play the fucking game or actually do one and fuck off away from the game because you’re boring the tits off us all with your shite away from the pitch. Anyone who buys into the cult of someone’s ‘personality’ mustn’t have one of their own, I mean fair enough a Liam Gallagher or a Tupac, but a fucking footballer? This is how we end up with your JLingz, KSI, Robin Armstrong, Steve Wraith, Big Brother, Kardashians and other talentless air bubbles cropping up everywhere and anywhere where they end up taking up so much of the room in culture, they take over and become our culture. Fuck off with that shite man, really, have some self respect and stop this totally insane interest in this mad cult of personality shit which right now someone cumming in their pants over Zlatan’s latest tweet for example is basically the seed that breeds more of these cunts. What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type? Hey, vaffancul! Fuck off with Liam Gallagher and Tupac. You'd have a solid argument if you didn't exclude your own personal obsessions. I’m not a huge fan of either, but I get why real personalities like them two as examples attract huge attention/following as people just as much as they do for their work. Footballers though... As for my own obsessions, I keep them personal between me and whoever or whatever, I idolise Kurt Cobain for his music, as a personality, as a full package. I dig the full lot. But again it’s between me and him baby. It’s a one man, one membership cult following I created for me, no-one else. You couldn’t sell him or Nirvana to me. No marketing, no twitter, Instagram, reality TV show, interview or PR could ever sell him/them/that to me. And nor can Zlatan sell me/get me to buy into this fake ass cult of personality. You’re a footballer mate, whatever you’re trying to be, don’t give up your day job. All these weirdos who lap this kind of shit up need a good slap for helping give rise to these manufactured non entity insignificant un important personalities who they have allowed to invade not just our culture and our art, but our social and political world too. And not for who they really are or not, for good or bad, better or worse, or what it is they really do or don’t do, but for their personality which in reality, they only fucking possess because those with less personality than them are paying for it. Zlatan come, saw and conquered on the pitch, but if anyone is stupid enough to buy into him as some kind of real life personality whose words, actions and thoughts are worth taking notice of outside of what he does on the pitch, well, the world and everyone may well end up fucked one day, if it and we aren’t already. The craziest part I can’t and never will get my head around is these fucking no mark wannabe personalities who want everyone to buy into them as being such much more than as some footballer or a singer or an actor or a politician, is most of them have paid a team of people or been paid by companies, brands, sponsors etc. for a transplant personality, like they do hair transplants, new teeth, breast implants, Botox, facelifts, the lot. And Zlatan and co are no different, with his professional imagery I’d have some respect for him if he did it himself for a laugh aimed at no-one and nothing in particular. But it’s from brand/team Zlatan, who own, run, manage and try and sell on this manufactured personality for him on his behalf because people will buy this shot for realz dog. You da man G, you’re bigger than god and Jesus and the whole of Sweden. When you were just a footballer, you were no-one man. We need you to do something zany that’s so Zlatan for instagram, billions will go insane you opening a bottle of water with a roundhouse kick or knocking down a tree with a kick. By the way, that Irish boxer Mike Tyson or whoever he is, the bald guy who pretends he’s nuts, his team have asked us if you’d like to fight their boy, he reckons he would knock you out and is even willing to fight you inside a penalty box at a stadium of your choice. We’ve submitted our price, this could break PPV records Zlaty baby. Seriously, the real personalities are the likes of Liam Gallagher who I’m not a fan of, I loved Oasis mind, I think he’s a dick, but he’s far more interesting as a stand alone personality as a person alone and that’s because he’s genuine and owns his own personality and doesn’t care if the world digs him or gives notice to whatever he says or doesn’t or his actions, but his music. As such I’d rather listen to what he has to say about Brexit, Man City or whatever other bull shit than Piers fucking Morgan, Lilly fucking Allen or the biggest fucking abomination of a personality that we all ought to regard as deadly poison, that eccentric, big daft, good old boy PM of ours. If only he would give up his day job, whatever that is. The scary thing with him, is that’s his real personality, that’s not a transplant, it’s all his. But who gives a shit, XFactor is about to start. Never mind your Kurt Cobains and Nirvana who slaved away practicing, writing, learning, playing to audiences of 20 people in shit holes for nowt for years and years the no marks that they were, what losers. WOOO HOOO JLS JLS WE LOVE YOU XX Zlatan, when are you going to retire so you can be Zlatan every day, I mean every Instagram post! Hey Tyson, props man on bouncing back, you’re an inspiration man, it’s because of you man having the balls to get back up again after your knockdowns, I’m now a big fan of WWF. I used to think it was staged and just an act, but not anymore. I used to like boxing, but it’s all about money these days, at least WWF is advertising the plight of endangered Pandas. You’re saving the world Tyson man! Go champ! Meanwhile over in chicken town the lercals are struggling with this twitter lark, but some Mag at work was fewming about something The Don put on it, calling the Mags gravy stained scum or something. Marra is a legend if he said that. He could sell the SOL, the AOL and shag Bally’s wife up the arse, he’ll forever be a legend on Wearside. FTM 2-1, 6 in a row, Shearer wears a wankers hat, Sid James Park lol lol lol It’s all a load of bollocks. My apologies. Of course you're not on twitter.

Lampard will be next.

Not on it and never have been. My business is, but I’m not sure how active we are on it nor do I care! Not on it, you just use it to promote your brand, which seem to e exactly what Zlatan is doing. Aye, because it’s the same. Of course it's the same.

Not on it and never have been. My business is, but I’m not sure how active we are on it nor do I care! Not on it, you just use it to promote your brand, which seem to e exactly what Zlatan is doing.