Happinesstan

He's aloud, too. In that case.

It doesn't even feel as though we won. I had to remind myself that MOTD might be worth watching.

He should consider himself lucky that ASM didn't score one of those chances in the first half. Bruce didn't have a clue what to do at 3-0, and West Ham would have responded sooner, and probably got a result.

More entertaining than watching The Joker sitting in our dugout Dolomite, or Fulloshite.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-supporters-belief-empty-seats-st-james-park-824351

Is that what Steve said, or is it what Lee heard? World Cup Final of Chinese whispers.

Rafa's foundations are keeping Bruce artificially above his ceiling.

Hughie Gallagher's zombie corpse would be good.

Aye. It's tough to gain sharpness when you get 0.5 chances per game. Salah, Kane, Sterling, they all miss chances, but they always get another.

Make precisely no difference to the outcome of the season Fuck all else is done with that in mind.

Don’t really care TBH, we know he’s not fit to lace Rafa’s italian loafers. "I don't pay any attention to all this talk of laces and loafers. Get a pair that are too small, and as long as you put in the effort they'll never come off again".

I couldn't help give a cheer when Lascelles scored. Not the familiar 'Geordie roar', more like this:

Not before they change the locks.

Chance conversion must be high.

TBH, with the loss of Schar, I thought he might have rested Shortstuff for Shelvey.

He'd be as prolific as our front three, combined.

Just get some cheerleaders to entertain the crowd while the shenanigans goes on. Train them like Wimbledon ball-children.

A goalscorer is a goalscorer. Saw somebody score two on Blakelaw Park today.

His ball carrying at pace is great, and really gets us up the pitch. It is vital right now. But his end product has been poor and needs to improve. Jonas 2.0

Hopefully we can get a second, and the fucker bursts.

I'm confused because of the camera angle. The players on the pitch have no excuse.

Somebody (we know who) needs to step up and sell the club.

Do we have a game this weekend, like?

We'll probably avoid relegation by a goal difference of 2. Ayo saving us even after he's left.

Steve McClaren?