Happinesstan

We can sell him his first one.

I loved big Billy! Me too. Built like a brick shithoose and just as fast.

20m would get us 4 joselu's. That's a lot of shit.

And the very next day...

I have. We played it for three games and were cut open time and time again. 442 with Diame and Shelvey will always be destroyed. Hayden with Shelvey were doing okay against manu, before their quality showed. My desire to see 442 was to see of we could get the best out of Mitrovic.

I love Rafa but I don't think he has given Mitro a fair crack. Most of us agree Mitro is not suited to the lone striker role in our 4231 formation, but he never really got a chance in our 442 experiment. Now that experiment has failed we will no doubt revert to 4231 and Mitro will continue to struggle.

Is he better than Billy Whitehurst? No? He's shite then.

That camel parade sounds great fun.

Hat-trick for Gayle today, it's in the tea-leaves. Not sure of the score, 3-1 or 4-2.

Should be arrival, and the apostrophe after the s.

Maybe we're just better at outing troublemakers.

Misunderstood footballing magnate's family received death threats from those barbarian supporters in the North East. Edit: those ungrateful, barbarian supporters from the North East. One year of Sky calling us animals and we'll lose our rights as sentient beings.

We got a rubbish billionaire though, PCP are in a different league. PCP are only the facilitators no? Just because they have access to a massive fund or whatever doesn't mean we're getting it all Ok all is forgiven fat lad.......please don't go..... I'm merely pointing out that PCP aren't the money holders, they're not spending the £28bn they quoted as their own money. Pull yourself together. Who in their right mind would think PCP would spend all their £28bn funds, or that we would expect them to? Only southern press and mischief makers think we want everything. Why do you state the obvious? £7bn in January, £21bn in summer when we're ready for the CL next season. Better hold some back, to pay the CL clause.

Was it PCP that bought skybet?

Fans still in fine form.

Dentists have their methods.

Not Injured, apparently. Family bereavement. Darlow in goal at the weekend?

Once the compensation deals start rolling in, there'll be plenty.

That reminds me, I Watched that match in Westerhope Comrades Club. Great night. I'm starting the bidding at onerife.

Kids AND grown-ups love them. So...

Can't wait to get my joint NUFC-ISIS scarf. Those scarfs are Shiite. I disagree, but then I've always been of a sunnii disposition.

"as the soft spring air filled with dust"?? You're writng the sports pet, you're not writing 'incest and incestability'.

Good to know that if everything goes tits up after "brexit" we can just blow up Chelsea to sort it out.

"I know who killed JFK but I'm not allowed to say." Give that man a pulitzer.

And you get the sense that the players just knuckle under and work even harder, no-one ever kicks his toys out. Look at Mitro, he's still delighted when the team win., wants to play and prove himself. Man, can you believe it, we have a TEAM, all thank to Rafa; and despite the fat controller. Aye, I've got to say I was dubious when Diame was coming on, but his response to recent events was top class.