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This country slowly becoming American.

They're that mate who spent all his money on a class car, and that one decent suit they wear all the time, but live at home, with their parents, with a complete mess of a room.

"Please don't hate Mike Ashley, we're all working really hard, especially the selling party. The big bad press are telling porky pies. If this deal doesn't happen, it is nobody's fault at all. Except the press. Hate the press, love Mike Ashley. kk xoxo"

I was utterly spoiled like. Grew up with Keegan and Sir Bobby, I thought Ruud and Souness were going to be our darkest times.

Amazing.

What's the point in loyalty points when we're not aiming for Europe and don't want cup runs. So you can secure your away ticket to Bournemouth? C'mon now.

I look forward to the next takeover in November.

must finish between 17-10th, under no circumstances must European qualification or extended cup runs be achieved.

85th minute they needed someone to step in and tell them to calm down. They were playing as if they had 90 seconds left of the game. Then the red card happened. Game management wise it wasn't very good from the coaching staff.

Football Manager says we'll get Eddie Howe, who will fail massively, to be replaced by De Boer who will get us promoted back to the Premier League and then leave us for Crystal Palace. We get Moore for a while, but he doesn't do too well before some Mexican manager comes in to try and get Newcastle promoted back to the Premier League again. 3 changes of ownerships during this time, but we did sign some amazing Brazilian that was then sold for £80m to Arsenal. 2024 looks like an exciting year for Arsenal.

Yeah "release clause"

Walking into the office this morning, overheard a porter and someone else in the corridor. 'What do you think of Perez?' ... '£30 million? Excellent' Honestly don't know what angle people see us from. Absolutely fucking mental. He upset a load of fans with his celebrations. Regardless, this still isn't good business (from an NUFC fans point of view). Doesn’t matter. He did the ear thing. Bairn was crying. Shocking he'd make fun of kids with big ears like.

Close this thread, there's no takeover. No in in their right mind would be happy with allowing Rafa to leave and selling one of the better players as you attempt to buy a team.

Step up Billy Chancer!

If I was the lad, I'd leave. You get 10 years in the Premier League if you're good, free from injuries and generally fit. He'll get less than that staying at the current Newcastle United setup.

"I'm sick of Chris Hughton complaining about the lack of black people in management" Haha yes that's a one too Not something to proud of. It can easily be seen as being a bit racist.

"I'm sick of Chris Hughton complaining about the lack of black people in management"

Mike Ashley will run out of fans soon. He's been here 12 years, an entire generation of young minds watching Newcastle United often play boring football, with little-to-no talisman or heroes on the pitch to replicate in the playground or aspire to be one day. Not only that but young teens when Ashley took over are perhaps young parents who just don't care for Newcastle United anymore, which their children will passively inherit. You can already see so many local North-East children wearing Liverpool, Man City, Barcelona, Real Madrid, etc. tops as they want to watch exciting teams, teams competing for something. Nobody really wants to support a team that just is. Every team strives for something within football - survival, improvement, promotion, a cup run, unforgettable European nights. Newcastle United are stuck in survival mode, to just be part of the numbers that make up the Premier League. No improvement season upon season. No cup runs. There were rumours of Mike Ashley suggesting that we'd forfeit our entry in to the Europa League when we qualified for it. Soon Newcastle United will have to rebuild a fanbase. Rebuild trust and hope, and win back fans that simply matched the owner's apathy and stopped caring.

#glazersout

A'LL TELL YA WOT LIKE, I NAH WHO IZ BENITEZ AND WHO IZN'T BENITEZ. UR MAM'S BENITEZ IN THE SHEETS!

I put £10 on Rafa being our manager come the first game of the season, I couldn't resist. £170 return.

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