Beth

Well so far he averages a goal every 1.5 games, so on par with Kane, Salah etc over the course of a season.

Still a possibilty if we buy well in January, however the usual top six will be miles ahead of whoever finishes 7th.

He's just a younger version of Ritchie.

I'd give him a go at RW. Can't be any worse than Almiron/Fraser/Murphy at the moment.

Well done Brucey, another point on the board on the way to 15th.

We really should have gone all in for Maddison during the window. Almiron and Fraser create next to fuck all.

So if Pope gets injured we have one (shit) available keeper? What's Jak Alnwick up to these days?

You're welcome gbandit.

This knacker is on par with Mike Hooper in the shitness takes. I'd rather Gillespie was on the bench ahead of him.

That first half performance by Schmeichel condemned a lot of fans who are no longer with us to never seeing us winning anything in their lifetime.

There's no way they'd sell him anyway if they're in a relegation battle.

Come back soon Jonjo, all is forgiven.

Lets be honest, a narrow defeat would be a good result.

Twenty worse players yes, easily, but 20 worse for the money spent on them? I can barely think of one, bar Joe before he had his renaisance last season. Maybe we should put Wood at CB and see what happens?

I'm serious. I can remember back to the heady days of the 80s when we spent £100k on Albert Craig thinking it was a lot of money.....

I know £25m is loose change for the owners, but even so £ for £ he has to be currently our worst ever signing.

This. I'd rather play any other fucker in the squad as a "false 9" compared to that plank.

How many more chances will this fucker get? He'll be turning out for Gateshead before he's 30.

Tony Mowbray anyone?

Muto was worse.

Can't wait for Themadmistake video about it to come on YT.

Did he actually refuse to play/feign an injury last night or is it just a rumour?

We paid 10 for Pope, who is better, three years younger and less injury prone. Virtually everyone we've got shot of since the new owners came in has gone for nothing due to the ridiculous contracts they were awarded by Ashley, Dubravka will be no exception.

Seriously man, who the fuck would pay that for him? Even discounting his age he's missed almost half a season for the last two years due to injury. I've no idea why Man U would want him anyway as he's on par with Heaton their current 2nd choice.

I'd get rid of Dummett way before Lewis after tonights non performance.