Beth

Would love to win to help sent these cunts down, but they always seem to get a result against us when it matters.

All thanks to Ciaran Clark's sending off against Norwich 18 months ago.

A draw wouldn't be a disaster. I fear Liverpool putting a run together, they have eight very winable games, including at home to Spurs. Brighton have a very tough run in however.

Villa have as much chance of top four as I have of a threesome with the Minogue sisters.

Five wins needed from last eight, as long as one of them is vs Spurs.

Four wins and a draw from their last five games could see then just sneak in the play offs, just shows how shit the league has been bar the top two. Would be harder for them next season considering there could be a few big hitters going down and coming up into that league.

Plenty of Stone Island arseholes in Holland as well I see.

Is anyone else filled with fear and loathing when this is bumped to the top?

He's fucking shite man.

Eight wins and couple of draws out of the last 13 games needed imo for fourth, not impossible but highly unlikely considering just about every team still has something to play for.

Thats better than the 16 groups of 3 teams bollocks, which would have been more open to match fixing.

Anything less than a win is no good if we want fourth. We probably need to win 8 or 9 out of the last 13 to get it.

Got a bit of a George Clooney look now with the grey, the handsome bastard.

Howe-Drians wall bit is the best.

I know football tops have always been a rip off, but even so £65-70 for something that probably cost a tenner to make and is out of date after one season is a piss take.

Clear as day to everyone that Isak should be starting ahead of Wilson now.

If Gordon is comfortable right wing, then imo he should get a chance there, with ASM on the left and Isak up top. Almiron needs a kick up the arse, he's been virtually invisible since his goal at Leicester.

We overperformed with what we had in the first half of the season and it's begining to even out now. Sixth place is our likely finish, which would still be exceptional all things considered.

Slight blame for the second but no keeper was saving the first. A few decent saves to keep us in it, 6/10 performance.

Whether he is good or bad is secondary to the fact he hasn't played a competitive game for two years, he'll be rusty as fuck. Ten Haag will be telling his players to shoot from distance when they get a sight of goal.

In hindsight we should've kept Shelvey till the end of the season and had Anderson away on loan at a nearby Championship side.

I'm sorry like, but after Bruno and Trippier, Pope has been our most influential player this season.

I think our 40% chance of winning the cup has gone down to 20%.

Forget his record here, he should be forever villified for that dance at Wembley and that picture of him standing next to a couple of oompa loompa lasses in a club whilst wearing horrific glasses.

Lets be honest, like Willock, Longstaff and Almiron he is a mid table player who has played out of his skin the first half of the season but its starting to catch up with them all now.