Lazarus

Dont chelsea have first dibs on any player from a club in Heaton?

Wiki already edited

There must be loads left now that Bruces bacon fund isnt being used.

Thats thread starting talk

Highlights. Putting it politely - the defence appears to be....non existent and their keeper is...........blind.

That Juve side is outrageous.

How do Isaks legs support his weight?

Has Rice been confirmed or has it fell through?

Cant wait to see him and Tonali together

That comment underneath

Some gratuitous chest hair shots there

Amazing

Let me guess - @Mike has been at the thread titles again?

Ive made a few posts about how weird it must be being a pro footballer and suddenly having to up-sticks. Must be even weirder for wives and girlfriends.

Botmans got a lush one in Jesmond.

Is that what teeth grinding looks like?

Isnt he like, 36?

That reminds me - Ive got a load of clothes that need washing.

8/10 https://www.instagram.com/juliette_pastore/

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129173867#/?channel=RES_BUY

Cant wait for him to get here - What a saddo Ive become

If maxi did go Id want £60m minimum but he'd have to be immediately replaced.

Anyone know if he speaks English?

Its a great voice tbh. Would be great doing Metro annoucements - 'We are now approaching motherfucking Percy Main...............yeah'.