Lazarus

Carpet Right is about to go bust.

That pic of Joelinton at number 10 - looks like hes about to hulk out

Thats just Bruce in disguise isnt it. The Great Rotundo has sneaked back in

Is he still talking to his agent? Hope hes got unlimited minutes.

Did we buy him for 6 and sell him for 8? Or similar ish anyway. Those weird blinks aside - excellent player

Joelinton against chelsea last season was a great blastie

Fucks sake - that video has got me itching for some signings

There might be some SD signs covered by gray boarding at the back of the east stand - anyone confirm?

Zirkzee?

Choco Cooky

Im loving this. Im officially a font nonce.

Are they removing it letter by letter?

We won?

Must be a bit shit to be on holiday (or wherever) and your agent rings you and says your employer doesnt want you cos of a potential points deduction. I really hope the leadership team have sat down with the players at some point and explained all this to them and that they may be sacrificed in the next window for non football reasons. Whole thing is nuts.

Be a scream if dubs has a blinder and knocks england out.

Hes made a right mess of his hands and one of his arms - looks like a proper gravel/tarmac burn

A purple i think

Especially as it turns out he was Bulgarian

Just to be different... Paraguay: José Luis Chilavert Argentina: Roberto Ayala Romania: Trifon Ivanov Brazil: Cafu Columbia: Carlos Valderrama Italy: Gianluca Zambrotta Croatia: Zvonimir Boban Netherlands: Aron Winter

Is it 4 months now without a manager?

Maybe the saw the state of Mbappes nose last night and said 'Ive got an idea!'

Has that Hungary player got a Hitler tash?

This mean weve pulled out of Trafford? (oo-er missus)