Lazarus

Anyone else read that from top to bottom at first?

Does he snap at defenders heels?

https://twitter.com/JustWorldies/status/1545354757988040704?s=20&t=6ozuxM4Di4kFGF-5IILF8Q

Were clearly concentrating on outgoings at the moment - not sure what the problem is

If we dont sign him i wont fret.

Hugely experienced bloke. When he was at Liverpool he also helped diagnose Houlliers heart problem that led to the op that saved his life.

Obviously - that means hes not getting sold either.

5ft 9 was Cannavaro's height wasnt it?

Those sports scientists really earning their crusts.

Have West Brom started their preseason yet?

So.....Botman Vs Haaland. Who wins?

Cant wait to see him ghost past players

No?

Fucking who!!??

Why everyone arguing about what position Bruno will play, what position Paqueta will take up, whether Big Joe will be a pivot or go box to box? None of that is important. Just put them on the pitch and say "Lets play".

If Paqueta is genuinely available we should try and sign him. We could probably meet just about any transfer fee asked for but Arsenal might have the edge in terms of wages. My only worry about him is that he would give us an all brazilian midfield - who plays when they all get called up?

Hang on - Beckham??

Sheringham?

i think hes up by the powder monkey pub, near to the railway lines behind it.

https://www.facebook.com/newcastleunited/videos/764509814738273/