Facundo Ferreyra

Well, that's me telt. Hadn't even thought of that what a fucking whopper.

They're not even gonna get the whole £25m straight away. It'll be paid in installments. They're not going to be able to sign a Premier League level striker with what we'll give them up front.

Scores some absolute bangers like.

Are you feeling OK? You didn't mention the fact he's on three goals for the season in this post.

Unreal

Smart move in my opinion. Premier League experience, weakens a relegation rival. If we pay the fee in instalments then Burnley won't even have that £20m to reinvest into the team this window.

Purely psychosomatic.

Didn't even look like a fucking footballer today.

After today's performance I'm guessing Everton are canny relieved their bid was rejected.

Queues are fucking mental. Been stood for 15 minutes and have barely moved.

Not only is he a cunt but he's also contradicting himself.

The banner doesn't appear to have changed for me. What am I missing?

Cry more, Ralph

The wording of this tweet is hilarious to me. Like he's only now going to sign because he's left his hotel. He wasn't going to sign when he left Madrid and flew over on a private jet or anything

Where's it been reported that Trippier's contract won't have a relegation clause?

Fairly sure it's a joke like

Fucking loving this Joelinton redemption arc. What a guy. Endured dog's abuse from our fans for two years then eventually comes good and turns into a fan favourite. Could become a powerhouse. If anyone deserves it, it's him.

What's Miggy done? Listening on the radio, bad tackle or something?

Rangnick to Man U confirmed.

Bottom of the league after that match man. Most entertaining Newcastle match for ages. Fuck sake.

That is a great goal from J7. Happy for him!

Get fucked Penfold you eggheaded bootlicking yes man fraud cunt.