Kid Icarus

You haven't even done a poll. 0/10 thread creation AS USUAL

Yeah 'keep politics out of football' usually just means 'let me ignore the politics that's everywhere in football' often with the added opinion that it's disrespectful for anyone in football or the public eye to not wear a poppy.

And people pretending they know

I really don't care about pinning the blame on one of them or what it says about them on a wider scale tbh. The point is that they're all responsible and they've all failed.

He's the CEO, he's in charge of everything

Howe's a fantastic politician, I think if you get in tune with him you can tell what his true feelings are by what leaves out of what he says while maintaining a level of plausible deniability. Watch the bits about whether we've progressed and whether we're better off than 12 months ago again. He says he'll choose to be positive and talks about injured players coming back as a reason we're in a good (not better) position.

And the rest.

Just for RW they have Palmer Madueke Neto Sancho It's slightly disturbing the way that players are still signing for them tbh.

Being well-versed in Howeanese there were moments in his presser where it was obvious what his real feelings were imo. Particularly when he was asked if the squad was better off now than 12 months ago and after the question about whether we're moving forward or not.

Unbelievable. What's their escape strategy!?

This is basically my substitute for a signing

We're done then. Not even Trafford in. I'm in a state of disbelief with all of this like, not a single problem position addressed.

I'd agree if it was, I dunno, Shola. But the buck stops with the CEO. Whoever's truly responsible, the people in the crosshairs are going to inevitably be Eales, Mitchell, and Howe.

He's the CEO. Dunno why people keep asking this.

RIP Reynaldo Fink Mullen

You not picked up on the amount of times he's said players aren't available only for them to start the next day, that he knows nothing about signings only for them to then immediately sign? He's very good at times at towing the party line, giving nothing away, and giving no one anything to work with.

It dawned on me during the presser that Howe is a liar as well mind. Sometimes it's obvious and it's good, this time it wasn't obvious but I definitely reminded myself

"The art of the possible" The art:

KaKa, you and everyone knows you love being that guy.

Us rocking up to sell Pardew Edit: quoted the wrong post but you get the jist.

Incredible trolling from Palace

Feel like a proper simp but I actually agree

Chelsea are Jokerified at this point, just having an entire squad of players not in their squad, getting paid a fortune, telling them they're nothing, not even trying to sell them.