Kid Icarus

"Don't show us or anyone else who we are"

Love this from Trippier in the background. The ball hadn't got anywhere near Schär yet.

It's as pathetic as it's becoming predictable with him. Absolutely nothing wrong with blooding youngsters in the League Cup, but if you then get beaten handedly by quality opposition you can't then also use that as an excuse when it's a choice you've made, having reached the final last season and spending half a billion in the summer.

Fucking hell.

Charlton, Moore, Shilton, Beckham, Cole Rooney.

Thought he looked miles better tbh. We've seen him not get the final ball right or get it right and the other player doesn't finish all while not looking like he really fits, not looking right in our patterns of play etc. Tonight the final ball had the same issues, but in terms of him fitting in the team he looked much better.

Fits us like a glove.

Thought he was really quiet tbh, but when he was involved he was good, scored, and should have had an assist.

Looked much more like the player I loved 3 seasons ago. Early days but a good performance

Didn't even have to play that well tbh, while at the same time there were bits and pieces here and there with a few players and with our play overall that was really promising Ramsdale: 8 Krafth: 6.5 Schär: 7.5 Thiaw: 7.5 Burn: 7.5 Tonali: 8.5 Ramsey: 7.5 Willock: 7 Elanga: 7 Woltemade: 7 Barnes: 7.5

Sometimes you just have to say hei, what a fantastic night of Carabao Cup football.

I couldn't have asked for the Liverpool and Slot actually being shit point to be quite so emphatically backed up like, utter shite.

He's been good. He crossed wired with Willock once, that's it.

Oh aye, 'controversial' that like. Absolutely pathetic.

I was watching on mute. I'd recommend doing the same.

Haven't watched it all yet, but so far it's worth watching just for the footage

I can't think of a better performance from a Newcastle player in my time supporting us tbh. The nearest rivals are probably Burn, Joelinton, Livramento in the very same match. Trippier fouls Diaz at one point and that's literally the only foot he puts wrong, either side of that everything he does is absolutely immaculate.

Please God no.

Nothing really egregious until you see Mbappe sticking out like a sore thumb at 16th, particularly with Eusebio at 17th. A bit of Rolling Stone/Pitchfork controversial top 100 'engagement' going on from that point on, I reckon

We're getting into The Hurricanes stadiums territory here.

That "at the double" one has stuck with me for like 30 years like. "Ohhhh, I should say so!" As well. He was unique, you've got to give him that.

Not that it needs confirming because you can tell anyway, but I did my work experience there and can confirm that all of the commentary was added in post-production.

In defense of Nowf Landan Fowevaaa it's really enjoyable to do a mock version of

Paaaaiiiiiiiin

If it's any consolation, I know how you feel. The mental pain you get when you see these stats getting used is probably exactly the same as the mental pain I get whenever see yet another one of your posts about them.