Coffee_Johnny

Give me fucking strength…

Vaginismus, Virginius ….

Have we been linked with someone called Vaginismus?

Is it a synonym for Greggs sandwich bag?

Nowhere near smiley enough!

Beautiful! If you like stout seek out a pint of Cushy Butterfield. Is there anyone called Porter we can sign?

I recall a ‘cheeky little rascal’ of a builder turning up to work on the Milburn stand in a red & white top on the first day Bobby Robson arrived at the club. He (somewhat sensibly on the roof…) was met with about fifty sets of keys being waved in his direction ?

Pages and pages of Financial Times stylee speculation… we so need a signing.

Having a sore toe blocking the memory of what it’s like to be in traction!

Had a pint of Cushy Butterfield on Sunday. It’s a yes from me!

Osimhen, Paqueta, Wijnaldum on loan.

Last night’s game was a tough watch re Wood, I think the excitement of a high-paced close match against good opponents, and European night game feel, was the last straw/has made me run out patience with him. Really hope I am wrong, but just can’t see him being an asset for where are now or where we want to be at the end of this season. I should add that my first favourite Newcastle player was Alan Gowling, so it’s not that I can’t appreciate a less skilful, more workman like, centre forward.

I waited for an age outside the Quilted Camel, placard at the ready, on Saturday and not a soul turned up. There were a few furrowed brows around, but possibly just hangover related. Beginning to doubt the whole new panic-stations-protest movement ?‍♂️

No Joelinton or Shelvey for Atalanta. Might, depending upon how it goes, prompt a bit of reconsideration of the need for another CM.

What is the whole Grealish thing? Totally passed me by.

I was wondering whether Bruno was getting some undue close attention (not that he was passively putting up with it mind) and Joelinton entered the fray with a bit of retribution in mind.

You know, I think he just got done for pace. Good turn and close control and the guy was past him. Happens.

Really enjoyed that, despite crying into my Sagres over losing a ‘trophy’. They are by anyone’s standards a good team. Add Joelinton, tbf Shelvey if poss/though Bruno would have been less frantic with his mate alongside, and Willock to the first half line-up (at the expense of Anderson and Longstaff and I’d fancy us to win that. Bondswell played well looked promising too. A bit more threatening and pacy than Targett, though playing against tired legs early on. Wood didn’t do anything to reassure me that were not desperate for a striker. Miggy helped reassure that we’re perhaps not as desperate as we all thought for a goal scoring right winger.

Nobby was always worth more than a 7, man!

10 shots 6 on, to their 13 (8 on) and 57% possession.

Well, at least we don’t have the bleakness of penalties with the players on the pitch.

Bruno’s surname.

Jowli aggro, Jowli aggri, hello, hello! (Crazy really)

Did he not just jar his knee?

Matty L getting a turn.