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? it’s too tempting. Plus kinda inspires two players. Bruno is bound to think we’re singing his praises!

Christ! It’s a boring game.

Peak age range for goalies and centre backs seems a bit young!

Good read. This radgy not signed yet? Could really do with a bath!

Fuck Aristotle, The Venerable Bede invented some form of Maths in Jarrow… oh! That doesn’t help. Despite his Tyneside home, he probs had an eighth century liking for all things red and white and hated gravy. Anyhow, think it amounted to just counting on his fingers or some such malarkey.

Meet me at McDonald’s haircut… ? I’m repeatedly chuckling like a loon! ?

WTF!! ?

I could do with a bath, a long luxurious transfer bath!

Not sure about 20% of Gateshead being Sunderland fans… I went to what was biggest Comp in Gateshead (at the time) and of 2,200 pupils I knew of only two Sunderland fans (both because of their family).

‘Kin hell ?… ? and his dad’s got a taxi ? ? ?

Nailed that one!

It’s probs that fucking eyesore of a statue above Rio.

https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/sport/leeds-united/leeds-united-transfer-rumours-midfielder-24024883 With Longstaff signed, and Bruno established as first name on the team sheet, reckon we’d have to sell (Shelvey?) if this is still a goer given their PL survival.

Yep, but I get the sense that we may well get more for him now than at any time in future. With the options, I sincerely hope we will have, I don’t think he’ll feature as much unless he ups his all round game. Whilst you obviously play with the assets/potential assets you have, I don’t think he is the kind of player Howe would have bought. So if he fancies someone else in that role, and has the opportunity to secure them (bit of speculation about Jack Harrison in the rumour mill…) now might well be the time to offload.

They’ve also got the young Argentine forward to come in (Alvarez—has been scoring for fun since loaned back to River Plate, apparently). Plays wide or central forward and might be seen as a better option to complement Haaland. I recall Pep stating that Jesus had originally been bought to play alongside Aguero rather than as a replacement/tactical option.

Two Wood(s) and a sizeable copse. Seems fair… .

Mmm, so people come to conclusions based on their thought processes ?. Yep.

Looks very raw this kid (is only 19), and with a bit of an edge (broken leg and jaw incoming, in next few years!) . The whole ‘no intention of signing…’ thing, despite fee being agreed, doesn’t sound great.

Memories! But didn’t know Princess Diana was there!!!

So they’re going up! Well done. Perhaps they’ll be promoted again, probs two or three seasons at best. I wonder how our squad will look then?

Radio gadgey seems to think Lascelles broke his ankle/did his ligaments

Not including injuring Joelinton?

I’m satisfied, overall, with what he has done for us. Especially without the ball. But I’ll be surprised and extremely disappointed if he is in or near the starting line-up next season. Had his chance to show he can be a ‘force majeure’ in the box and failed to do so.

Don’t forgot lashings of gravy ?

First and last goal. Bet Pep wishes Sterling started in Madrid.