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That'd exactly what one doesn't hear when Botman runs past you

Sounds like they kinda made that up.

Beyond caring now

And they still have Gerrard as a manager. Must be great being a fan of the most 'meh' club in the world

Such a short window, probably already have them lined up (but you have to advertise the vacancies, legally speaking)

And he's retired.

Have PSG made a bid?

@HTT II and his Bukayo Saka link starting to make sense!

I'm going to go by the accounts of someone who was paying attention at the time - check out the potted history from @WillDanceForChocolate - Apr 24th in this thread.

That'd totally work, yeah

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

The Sun: "Newcastle will need to stump up £50m to sign Manchester City's Dutch defender Nathan Ake, 27."

Milan have just won the league, they have CL football. I'm all for the Newcastle project but they're well ahead of us, even if the Italian league isn't what it was in the past.

Hopefully this tedious saga can be put to bed then.

I'll welcome it, but I just don't see it with the need to address other areas and FFP squeezing things.

Don't see us signing another forward if Ekitike goes through tbh

Must have headed the ball a few too many times to cheat on Shakira.

I think they just did

BBC: Miguel Almiron's agent insists the 28-year-old Paraguayan forward will not be leaving Newcastle United this summer, with his release clause reportedly set at £60m. Agent: "Look, definitely won't be leaving, but his release clause is 60m. That's all I'm saying."

I figured he'd be pictured with Marc Hottiger rather than some tennis guy!

All I can find is paper talk.

Ah, so Paqueta crisps, Cannebaga crisps. Almost as forced a joke as saying some player is Mexican!

Just some canny bugger

Linked with Spurs somewhere. Seems doubtful.