christ

I reckon we might see Shelvey today.

Holt’s always been an idiot. He’s from the cabal of ex-Sunday Supplement journalists that just sit around sniffing their own farts.

It does beg the question what the fuck he was employed for like.

I don’t think it was ever a secret. Even Gerrard told everyone Beale did the tactics and training.

It was never anything approaching a fucking penalty. To say the Toxteth Princess Di went looking for it would be an understatement.

Doesn’t Auclair support PSG?

Popped over to GOT last night and Everton fans seem to think he’s shit.

Projection.

They were shit. Could’ve played until midnight and I doubt they’d have mustered a meaningful shot at goal. They had loads of possession, however at appeared to be very much at our say so. We only really played near our best for ten mins, scored and could’ve had a couple more. Outside of that we seemed very happy to preserve our energy and let them try and play through us.

Their need for validation from other football fans is genuinely one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever come across. I remember the heady days of their ‘special relationship’ with Man United because Keane managed them and signed a load of shite from Old Trafford. If I were constantly looking for the approval from fans of other clubs I think I’d eventually cotton on the fact it’s indicative of a deep seated inadequacy. Not these cunts. It’s never ending. And if there’s no evidence to suggest that they do have any sort of relationship with Feyenoord/Bilbao/Leyton Orient/Redcar U19s it’s because the evidence goes to another school. Have some self respect for fucks sake. Meant to be grown adults over there.

4 points from Man United, Everton and Spurs was the height of my expectations so yeah, this is a free hit. They destroyed us last season, so I think we’ll get beaten but it’ll be a close game.

Joelinton’s been dog shit tonight. So many loose passes and heavy touches.

Are you alright mate?

Already bored absolutely shitless by the media’s attempt to create some sort of needle between Klopp and Howe.

Proper shivers up the spine moment when it was unfurled against Liverpool. Probably my single favourite WF moment.

Regardless of whether there’s even a sliver of truth or not in anything they’re saying, it’s genuinely hilarious they’re getting on their high horse about anti-black racism. Their players had to stop taking the knee because of their support ffs

Reading things like a massive nerd.

Write me a better one. Now.

Alright Bill Oddie.

Those eagles look more pathetic than the seahorses.

I don’t have an issue with SJH. I’m sure he made off like a bandit, he was a businessman after all, but he transformed the club.

About to? Have you spent any time on here recently?

Takes more knocks to the head than Chris Benoit. Should have a face like a melted wellington boot the amount of punishment it takes.

My entire life - aside from when Benitez was here and he rotated like mad - we’ve had injury problems.

Mint. Again. Always think it’s a sign of a proper classy centre back that you don’t really notice them.