Nucasol

Cramp starting to kick in now.

The shaking head of David Milliband.

Howay Kang the Conqueror

HMS Piss the League Marra run aground now.

Donnaruma has the under eye bags of a crackhead.

Any slight hint of a shit touch and Liverpool are on them.

Get the voodoo dolls out.

Arne is going to have to break out Jurgen’s stash of inhalers at half time if it carries on at this pace.

Their press is suffocating, hopefully burn themselves out tonight.

That’s the first time I’ve seen their actual pricing. I can’t imagine the amount being given away to create an £12.80 a ticket average on 37,012 attendances (plus us in the FA cup and Crewe in the league cup. Their ticket prices aren’t buttons either - Cat As for adults between £35-42 and lower Cs are still £26-30. Taking a conservative average adult ticket price of £30 and kids ticket price of £12 with a 1:2 adults to kids ratio, their average attendance would net them £663,995 a match. In reality they get £465,640. Based on the same average prices and 1:2 ratio that’s the equivalent of 25,955 paying attendees. So 11,057 average non-paying attendees. For record, their average attendance from inception is 26,376, so broadly in line with that.

What ever happened to Ter Stegen? Does he still play for Barca or gone elsewhere?

Musk turning Twatter into ReadyToGroom. Makes sense given the racism, misogyny and penchant for conspiracy theories.

No chance, the amount of daytrippers that’ll flood to the New Theatre of Dreams will have it sold out for years. More plastic in there than Toys R Us.

Similar to Ashley Young v Man Utd, don’t make a fucking meal of it.

It’s the football equivalent of “don’t eat avocados Millennials if you want to buy a house’”.

Yep but it’s set them up for commercial suicide. Fans expect dirt cheap tickets and are disincentivised to pay as they’ll get them via some kind of giveaway. And so the cycle continues with them. It doesn’t help the way the Walter Mitty cunts on ReadyToGroom go on about their attendances either.

Tenner a ticket I reckon.

Can’t wait for the spin on Manc Ashley’s latest missive. Personally appreciated him further devaluing their assets, particularly Hoijland.

Apart from 2022. Don’t know whether they’d had a spat that year.

The thought of that adrenaline rush of achieving something on the day is what keeps you going.

Hoping Arsenal progress in the UCL to make them prioritise that rather than the dead rubber PL by that point.

Straight in the Online Shame Dungeon.

2-0 Whammers. Emotional comfort blanket / safety bet fully in play.