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50 Shades of Shite in the cup final so far.

Turned it around - wasn’t a fan in his early days but for all his limitations he ended up being a dependable stand in. Wish him well for the future.

Arnold Slop must be twitching about keeping his job. Looks a mess of a team for all the hundreds of millions he’s spent.

Those hobos will wait till Bayern agree a fee and then match it. They know we bent them over with Isak and will be reticent to take another pounding.

Room on the sleeve for Knox Hydration?

Dataset sex pests.

Option 1 please, leave it late and we get Wissa/Woltemade premiums taxed on us.

There’s suggestions at least two other clubs are going to flag being spied on.

Depends on how many car crash summers and underwhelming seasons we simultaneously notch up. A new stadium helps insulate us from that to a degree.

Linked with us, Spurs and SouthCoastStarLizardSpreadsheetShaggerFC

Heard they’re celebrating by doing a light show with the Sugar Puffs Honey Monster in a Reg Vardy home shirt.

Hard fucking paper round.

Me: How long have you been sitting in the East Stand for? Doris:

Villa 1-1 Liverpool Man Utd 2-1 Forest Brentford 2-1 Palace Everton 2-1 Sunderland Leeds 2-2 Brighton Wolves 1-2 Fulham Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Arsenal 3-0 Burnley Bournemouth 1-2 Man City Chelsea 2-1 Spurs

Nope. Zero chance we’re selling for that.

Was thinking this. Seems to be having Lookmanesque success in Serie A after an underwhelming time in Ligue Un.

Thought that sponsor said Shagger for a second.

Yourshitnori Muto says hi.

Changed to a more accurate assessment.

Supplemental to our “Not even the bench for the French” and “Pissflaps to Japs” positions.

Is he a quick presser? If the answer is “yes” then it’s a guarantee we will be.