Nucasol

Wanking and Planking.

Someone’s humping the Fleshlight…

ITK nonsense. Nothing through any traditional media.

“Run the Reds aground…Man who’s interim”

Not yet. A week in Arteta’s roofie camp though and he’ll be weapons grade predator.

We’ll have him if/when Isak leaves.

Really? @JonBez comesock is more likely to have one of the better takes given circumstances and actually understand what’s going on. Again, is there a Staveley disconnect now Mandy is no longer around?

That helicopter tour over the Tyne you’ve organised really won’t end well for him.

Saw that this morning. Absolutely grim, back to front shite.

Nothing released yet. The Independent saying broken leg, others saying ankle. I thought the latter judging by direction of his foot.

Shagger at it again.

Goddammit. Had a packet of Pombars and a bag of Butterkist ready for when it all kicked off.

Not intentional. Both him and Donnarumma went for the ball. Musiala’s ankle went through 90 degrees 🤮

Jamal Musiala mullered. Horrible injury.

Botman tombstoning Mac Allister would be well worth the entrance fee.

Sees a Scalvini thread started Sees no new news at all

He’s not a journalist, he’s Chelsea’s unbranded PR representative/ Todd Boehly cheerleader / pet idiot.

Why any self respecting professional would want to play in that bent league still befuddles me. Seeing the way Al Hilal play, you’d be better off taking a punt in KSA.

Cowards. How convenient for them.

Prophet, Don Romano and his editor