Nucasol

Watching Benfica v the Rent Boys in the CWC, just sign Antonio Silva and we’ve got our Schar replacement for the next decade. Or until Real Madrid or the broke cunts come in for him.

They’re an absolute ghoul of a club, with loads of expectant customers not fans. People have bleated about what a Saudi backed NUFC would do, but what about these wankers? - Puppy mill conveyor belt of youth team products - A multi club ownership model despised by the leeched clubs they pick apart at will - 10-15+ players signed and loaned out year after year to make a token appearance or two. Wouldn’t surprise me if Kenedy was still on their books. - Financial mismanagement and then defrauding the rules in plain sight - Off the books payments by Abramovich that they’ve never been punished for Chuck in the racist fans and you’ve got the ultimate heel Scum Club.

Horse toothed knacka hasn’t discussed his “Liverpool have a ceiling” comments though in the midst of them spending 9 figures on Wirtz. Can’t stand the sanctimonious shitbag picking and choosing his latest gripe.

Nkunku is on his way and they don’t give a flying fuck about Dewsbury-Hall, he’ll be dispensed for whatever new shiny toy comes their way.

Looks more like an American Football top than the Lord’s own Association Football.

I like that. Simple, effective, subtle piping.

Weird club.

What team is that? Kill it with fire, throw them out the league and shoot the Nike creators who came up with that monstrosity.

Interesting Chelsea have made no effort to hijack this given they own Strasbourg.

More wasted Saudi money handed to a rival. Their vanity league is a fucking joke.

Not that I recall.

White t-shirt, black t-shirt Spurs numbers again. Would loathe anything by Nike.

Glue Van Nistelrooy.

Biffo the Cockold.

Wang Chung’s Dance Hall Days as the entrance music.

What can I say, I like the tie in between a blood sucking, miserable, profit before human capital organisation and their peers from the Alien universe.

In a non-Guehi world, this fits the profile we should be after. Right age, right pedigree, right price. We could actually create a better squad with a couple of signings like this and still go big on the Pedro’s.