Nucasol

Guaranteed bidder for Osimhen. Drogba Mk.2.

What a shite list lad. Can do a lot better across most of those positions, Maddison apart.

Agreed. They’re not making back anywhere close to the fees they spent. Lukaku was nearly £100m, absolute fucking disaster of a signing. Others have whittled their contracts down and have much less resale. If the newbies don’t click, the likes of Nkunku for £60m, Fernandez, Mudruyk, then they’re right up shit creek. Hopefully.

Nope, said Liverpool one should have been a red, Bruno’s was a pretty shitty tackle so wouldn’t waste time as remember someone being given an extra game for a “spurious appeal”.

Delicious irony that he serves no ban and Bruno is out v LiVARpool.

Love the smorgasbord of random plane journeys.

Jacob Murphy and Ryan Fraser double swoop.

Megalolz

Woodman’s a fucking slob. Like Jay’s dad from The Inbetweeners.

Third highest given Coutinho probably hit none of his contingent clauses at Barcelona:

Mbappe, Neymar, Coutinho, Felix, Griezmann - Fernandez would be around the Felix / Griezmann mark.

He can if Maddison and someone else come in.

Apparently first stage is a horse race

Rapey Tatey.

Get fucked for 40m.

Fantastic - won’t be pinging one in from 25 yards against us at the Etihad this season.

Juve 0-2 Monza. They’ll be up to their guts in sluts.

What a MASSIVE bellend.

No thanks. Riddled by injuries after he spannered himself playing for England.

Poor Connor left to rot on the shelf in Todd ‘The Collector’ Boehly’s Emporium of Midfielders.

Loan fee sorted there plus £150k off the wage bill. Not to mention Wood’s potential transfer fee.

He’ll end up back at Palace. Plenty of opportunities to hinder Chelsea’s rivals in the run in, local to Cobham etc.

This. Great opportunity for Shelvey to get extended ‘Shelv life’ in the Premier League, great chance for us to clear the books of the fringe players who will become surplus to requirements on our accelerated trajectory. The risk of him triggering that extension and another £70k a week contract, at a time we need capacity in wages:turnover, is too great. Ritchie, Lascelles, Fraser, Lewis, Manquillo, Krafth, Gillespie, Darlow - all “has been” or “never will be” players now.

Cunt arguing with himself again? I thought space cadet Burnsie was both accounts.