Nucasol

Wor Jack the left back can step in as an emergency.

Lurpak Pancetta? Sizzling potential.

Jean-Claude Van Adam.

Auto buy back clause for City from Fraudalona when they can’t register him.

I would. Think it’s a blessing in disguise longer term.

Also hanging on for Juve as Dybala’s replacement.

So many similarities in the penny pinching behaviour of the Glazers and Ashley. Difference is they spent on the pitch and neglect infrastructure whereas the Porker neglected both.

Burton or West Brom away then.

How far down the country does the North:South divide go for the purposes of the draw? Would love MK Dons but probably the wrong side of the line.

Already in my bad books losing to Bacon Boy’s B-Team.

Also Lille and Milan previously but thankfully that got rumbled or we wouldn’t have got Wor Sven.

Looks a right Home Counties nonce.

He’d do a bang up job with their commercial operations if the club shop / Castore’s performance is a marker.

Wallop. Goldbridge is Twitter AIDS.

Perfect Everton signing if they had any money left.

Lots to admire in their scouting networks but feeder clubs are a really cunty approach.

Same price as Bruno. Just don’t pay the English premium.

Rooney letting the side down.

Pincher?

Fulham 2 years ago vibes coming through strongly.

How’s the bacon did you say?

Couldn’t happen to a nicer club. Hope they absolutely crumble.

I think they’ll sign one or two more and probably be even more threatening.

Perfect post Sunday dinner fodder. Fall asleep watching this guaranteed.

Meow.