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Cunt has more personalities than James McAvoy in Split.

Eggs in the Botman Ekitike basket at the moment. Given players come back next Friday I can’t see Howe and Ashworth waiting too much longer before activating Plan Bs. They must be inundated with offers from agents for alternatives.

Subtle punnage, like it.

Unlikely. Arsenal have a fairly stacked midfield pool now though so surely too many bodies to sign Ruiz.

God-tier exclusives. If Ornstein is on it, it’s legit happening.

“Just put it in the mixer you daft cunt, none of this namby-pamby nonsense”.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10937529/Arsenal-Newcastle-lead-chase-Fabian-Ruiz-Napoli-make-available-26m.html Game changing signing if we could land him. Real sign of intent and a great price. Hairy Wanks from Spurs was being touted for that much.

Puts Ekitike to bed for them. Just PSG to see off and it’s a clear run.

Think we might get shot of Darlow to the Beasts, Lascelles linked with Forest and Fulham. £20m for the pair and we’ve done well.

Clawing some money back from Darlow and Woodman should see us about right with Pope for £8m.

Standard Edwards.

“The club’s famous black people carrier” - fucking hell, who writes this shite?

Just been to Turkey and this looks like the pile of shit fake ones they were selling in the bazaars.

Definitely at the David Icke end of the conspiracy but spectrum as well.

Gash.

Adidas all day please. Track tops and training gear straight in the basket.

Some light airport / plane stalking - Shelvey travelling business class with his family back from Antalya.

Sanches / Botman related article - the Italians now commenting that the house of cards of agreeing deals with players without deals with clubs might just be falling down and taking Maldini with it: https://football-italia.net/milan-lose-renato-sanches-to-psg-breaking-point-for-maldini/

Absolute rascal of a man. Mind the gap Michael Ballack: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10929589/Michael-Ballacks-girlfriend-Sophia-Schneiderhan-close-friends-football-stars-late-son.html

Keep seeing MILFs rather than MLFs. Dangerous.

Any more of this nonsense and I’ll launch into full-on Primal Rage.

Retweeting your own tweets is a sure-fire danger sign, screams ‘look at me’.

The sooner his alien overlords take him away for a life-sentence of probing within a spiky implement the better. Having lived through the era of the original ITK ‘Pervy Plumber’ Colin Warris, the new wave of Burnsie Burners are like a 10-fold increase in nonceyness.

Well slap me sideways with a wet kipper, that is a shocker. Did Ryder write it with his crayons again?

https://www.bristolworld.com/sport/football/bristol-city/newcastle-united-monitoring-bristol-city-prospect-after-under-23s-breakthrough-3736015 Newcastle United are monitoring the progress of Bristol City prospect Reuben McAllister, BristolWorld can reveal. The Magpies are one of several Premier League clubs said to be keen on a move for the attacking midfielder and there is also interest from major clubs in Scotland.