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Ashworth must be Stoned to bring him in.

He’s a weird cunt.

1 minute 30 in - night in the crack den.

Great post. Binning off Castore and Fun88 will mark a real clean start.

Looks like he’s dripping in Bicester Village dead stock.

Bournemouth (league and cup), Palace (league and cup), Wolves, Everton, Leeds - it’s starting to happen more and more as teams cede possession to us. Definitely need an unlocker of banks of defence.

Has anyone nicknamed him “Daddy” yet? (Ignoring weird prison-related connotations…)

They could flog Barnes for £40m on top of the £70+ they got from Chelsea for Fofana, that’s some return without throwing Dewsbury-Hall into the mix. Before he cabbaged his reputation against Liverpool Faes was also being talked up as another who could go mid term for Fofana type money. They’ve been unlucky with injuries to the young full back - James Justin - who was on the fringes of the England squad. Still have shite like Jonny Evans there though.

Poor bastard. Spenny has never been the same since The Venue closed.

Given their slap dash spending spree I’m fully expecting them to buy him as the best Azpilicueta.

Sven Botman is a big Dutchman, Get past him if you fucking can, Try a little trick and he'll make you look a dick, Sven Botman... (repeated)

Double grass. Family of snitches.

No he’s not.

The Express should stick to licking Tory ring pieces and step away from transfers.

Typical mackem behaviour - Yankee grass.

RIP 50% of Los Dildo Hermanos: https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2731801-sporting-president-calls-west-hams-david-sullivan-david-gold-dildo-brothers.amp.html

If he does badly will I be accused of Schade-nfreude?

SlowSportsNews there with old Dharmesh.

Basically an extended Logans Run for the match going crowd. Mass cull of the East Stand moaning mingebags incoming…

I think he’ll come good. Has all they attributes to succeed, just not rolling for him at the moment.

Klopp has become a whinging entitled pissbag and seeing him floundering after selling a single cog in the machine (Mane) is like catnip.

Flog him to Rangers.

Ten Hag really going the extra mile to rubber stamp his authority. If it fucks them today v Wolves then I’m all for it.

Diallo goes back and it’ll be a Total Recall.