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Howe's future & likely sales - why Newcastle face key summer https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c248l3rezlno

Presuming that’s a Turkish hooky job as surely nothing that shit can be launched as official merchandise?

West Ham 2-1 Wolves Arsenal 2-1 Bournemouth Brentford 1-1 Everton Burnley 1-3 Brighton Liverpool 2-1 Fulham Palace 1-1 Newcastle Forest 1-1 Villa Sunderland 1-1 Spurs Chelsea 1-2 Man City Man United 2-1 Leeds

Not saying it’s the right move (for either party) but it appears to be ‘the move’. Ando needs to be careful he isn’t Pepped into the next Kalvin Phillips.

More the fact Real Madrid are confident of getting Rodri. Anderson slots neatly into that role.

Not during the accounting period in question - everything post 1 July 2025 won’t be included (summer signings, Isak sale, Champions League).

Cartel club doing cartel club things. Meanwhile we have to do accounting gymnastics despite not signing a first team ready player for a fee since Summer 2023.

Same one. Cartel Cunt Crew will be sniffing around him like dogs on heat. Boehly be like:

Aaron Epia?

Slot given the 🥾 for Alonso?

Expect as cost of living kicks in we’ll see more of this.

A club legend despite a relatively short stay. Came in and was the leader we needed on and off the field.

Would be really excited if we sold Osula and went for this lad. He looked very impressive v Arsenal.

Heard a Wispa we might sign a Maverick or two.

Face like a pensioner’s scrotum.

Knox rocks and is not for cocks. Light is shite and the coaching ain’t bright.

Dicing with death but…

Puntastic as well. Opportunity Knox and all that.

Jesus fucking wept. Some hallucination that.

190k x £15 = £2.8m so broadly in line with what Bent Snakobs is claiming they made across the season. Struggling to see where they got another £18m of revenue. Surely prize money and tv rights aren’t that much?

Thought that cockroach Jacobs would be slithering around this, no doubt justifying them as a great set of results.