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Schar and Kelly.

Errgh. Can’t believe that deal he signed.

Off to Juve isn’t he?

Gibbs-White and Elanga did this over the Xmas break with their partners too.

Given he’d have been a prime candidate to start on Sunday, pretty sure that’s an au revoir at CDG.

I’m sure his payoff will be of some comfort in these difficult times…

Under 21s play Boro tonight. Anyone of the regulars not playing might be in the frame for Sunday.

Is he the hopeless?

Yep, binged on the adidas kit so far but that’s just robbery without violence.

Weird little fucknugget.

Just had a look at Arsenal’s games between now and the 2nd leg: Sun 12th - Man Utd (h) - FA Cup Wednesday 15th - Spurs (h) - PL Sat 18th - Villa (h) - PL Wed 22nd - Zagreb (h) - UCL Sat 25th - Wolves (a) - PL Wed 29th - Girona (a) - UCL Sun 2nd - Man City (h) - PL Tue 5th - NUFC (a) That’s a brutal schedule playing majority competitive teams.

I think we give Bruno the rest. It’s five key games in three weeks after this that he’ll need to play.

Hang it in The Louvre. Loch Ness Drogba ffs.

8 days off now before Wolves, wrapped in cotton wool job.

Ian Wright being an ungrateful whopper in the post match analysis.

Paying in @Beren currency. Zinc tablets for you fella.

Get fucked Paelladyce.

Would need to be 30,000 seats bigger. Only a 45k capacity.

What’s up with the corners?

Grabara and Angel Gomes: https://www.caughtoffside.com/2025/01/07/newcastle-transfer-samil-grabara/amp/

Bournemouth’s Evanilson out for a while with a broken metatarsal. Will miss the game v us next week.

Cuckold Palace love their Cartel favourites too much to flog to us.

Currently waiting on what pre-travel formation @Paully has selected. Will OXO cube get a recall or is he going with the tried and tested can of Winalot, Kinder Surprise and Tampax triumvirate?