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Hahaha! I’ve still got my future interest in buying a luxury villa in Sydney but like Barcelona it’s out of my reach financially.

Forster Porro Dragusin Gray Spence Sarr Bissouma Maddison Kulusevski Son Solanke

On the plus side, both West Brom and Sheffield Wednesday are starting to pick up points below them to start squeezing the play off spots below them.

Looking forward to seeing Carol Malia’s brood being signed up soon.

And UNESCO world heritage site.

Son of Paul Mooney. North East weather legend.

Spurs 1-1 Newcastle Villa 3-0 Leicester Bournemouth 2-0 Everton Palace 1-1 Chelsea Man City 3-0 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Brentford Brighton 2-2 Arsenal Fulham 2-1 Ipswich Liverpool 4-1 Man United Wolves 1-1 Forest

Truly fantastic. Fuck the plastic bastards.

Tough one. We’ve got 3 fit left footed CBs and one right footed. Lascelles out of contract this summer and Schar 33. Obvious position that needs an incoming with no obvious bolter from the under 21s. Spent all summer trying to sign Guehi too. That said, that RW upgrade has the potential to snare us Champions League…

Tweet essentially compares Liverpool to a wholesome loyal supermodel and Real Madrid to the Hawk Tuah lass. Says TAA is lured by clout not the lass who made him. Melodramatic Scouse nonsense as usual.

£3-4m in wages. Plus a nominal fee. Add that to possibly Miggy, Dubs and *maybe* Longstaff and the club have cleared the decks for one incoming. Maybe the Lens CB.

Same pricks who slapped “above us only sky” on a banner. They don’t like it when a bigger fish does to them what they’ve done for decades to other clubs.

Essentially factoring for football clubs. Totally legal but stupid unless unavoidable as you’re robbing yourself.

Papers reckon TAA is off, Van Dick and Salah signing on for 2 more years.

Newcastle United are looking to offload right-back Kieran Trippier in January, according to the Sun. The St. James' Park hierarchy is believed to be keen to move the 34-year-old on to help remain aligned with Premier League Profit and Sustainability Rules, and clubs in LaLiga, Serie A and Turkey are all said to "registered interest" in his services. Trippier has made 11 Premier League appearances this season, starting just five.

Only butchering that cunt does is through his haircuts. Absolute shitwig.

Best game of 2024: 3-3 v Liverpool Best goal of 2024: Isak vs Liverpool, December 2024 Best player of 2024: Gordon Most improved player of 2024: Hall Any other special moments of 2024: The whole run up to the Derby with the Black (and White) Cats bar, their meltdown and subsequent beasting.

It wouldn’t. Barnes would have to go for what we paid him to make it worthwhile. Otherwise not countenancing it. We signed him for £40m. 18 months amortisation across a 5 year deal is £12m. We’d basically be able to spend £2m by the time you net his contract out.

Needs to be. The main men will have played Villa, Man Utd, Spurs and Arsenal in a 13 day run and then have Wolves and Bournemouth 3 and 6 days after Bromley. That one week breathing space in the middle is key. Would go: Vlach Krafth Schar (off a two game ban) Kelly (Botman gets 30 mins) Targett Miley Longstaff Willock Barnes Osula Almiron

Santa a little bit late - probably delivered by Royal Fail - but we got there in the end.

Hoping Jo and co kick the shite out of the show pony.

There’s nothing going to be funnier when Brexit Jim turns on his chino wearing, doping designing bike nonce Brailsford. Only a matter of time before the Ineos lot start devouring each other.

Colleen won’t want him round the house. Punditry beckons. I thought he was ok at that during the Euros.

To be fair @Froggy fronted up. Respect to him.

Moment he went on his tequila binge in Belfast was the reputation killer.