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Big Minge’s boys getting a howking today

“Theatre of Dreams”

Stream died, back with Drury

Started watching the US streams rather than have to suffer Drury. Jon Champion is the man Drury wishes he could be.

Pure Bane evil muck and nettles masterclass by Dyche today.

You just know Chelsea are going to nab this at the death.

The red suit should come with a trigger warning.

Edit: wrong thread

Not today Bonk, not today…

Bottled Isak as captain and went for Mbuemo. Bugger.

Not feeling the love for Muric either at Ipswich or Burnley. Weapons grade relegation fodder of a keeper.

Palace fans will be due some more snappy Manic Street Preachers bed sheet protests, the edgy little hipsters that they are.

Shot to shit and a bullet avoided. Last few months have shown his true value, not Dobby the House Elf’s overrated one.

Desperate to sign Bakayoko so we can start cranking this bad boy out in the stands - going loco, Johan Bakayoko

They’re playoff bound unless they have another mega mackem meltdown like last season…

Arsenal mentalists piping up here there and everywhere about signing him. Good luck with that lads…

How many games is Cunha likely to get and more importantly, how many games before we play Wolves at SJP? Edit: 6 games including this weekend, so hoping he plays v Leicester then eats a 5+ game ban.

The mackematics and mental gymnastics required to achieve this post are Hawking-esque.

Should be an instant dismissal for chinos, the riviera nonce.

Who-ric?

Silverstone looking after his nouveau consumers rather than the pesky legacy fans.

He’s used to pinching off those with less. He stole the coat he was wearing to the Manchester derby off a wino in Heaton Park.