Nucasol

Butchered.

FUCK TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Worst case scenario is he’s bumping his potential value for the summer if we’re going to sell him.

In the Dirty Doug Ellis Stand for this one. Undercover brother.

Got the call heading out of the Marylebone tunnels on the Chiltern line that one of the lads had a spare ticket. 10 minutes earlier and I would have gone. Fucking gutted, but glad you enjoyed it!

5:45 Saturday

John Terry’s CryptoGrifto Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT Collection.

Potter and now Frank coming up as superduds after they get the “big” move.

Someone set it to Platoon music.

@Disco or Thomas the Wank Engine?

At least another month in the spotlight. Good article on him here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgv39g46mlo

No better GIF. Looks a “shitout” between them and a few ex-PL clubs over who goes down. Charlton, WBA, Pompey and Blackburn all in the mix for that last slot. Oxford and the Concrete Shaggers are down.

There’s some gutless wonders in their squad. Kolo Muani is pure rank, you can tell he wants to be anywhere but Spurs.

So pleased for him over anyone else.

Not like the prophet of doom to pipe up on a match day with one of his exclusive “No Hope” updates.

Fucking hosing it down in Larnden. Pitch will be slicker than Ronaldo’s Barnet.

FFS @loki679. Wor Berb’s vinegar strokes material for the next month.

Question: Deontay Wilder to be tagged in by Aluko to knock Jordan “spark out”? Answer: Unlikely, as he’s a man; a real ally would become an actual “bomb squad” and self detonate next to Jordan.

@Disco dancing bollock nuddy in the street when/if this happens.

Presuming the 6 at home, Spurs, Fulham and Forest away? Hoy Palace too.

Kicked into the long grass with the cold fusion powered floating Saudi Supermegadome Stadium.

Most iconic overcoat since Churchill at Yalta.