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RTG bingo cards full there lads.

Coward Shame Pit per chance? Light smattering of casual racism with a heavy dose of fantasy no doubt.

You can make an argument that Eddie may “rotate” again on Saturday. Southampton away with a full week between games will be the interesting one when everyone is potentially back fit.

So theoretically £5.8m of the annual amortisation cost will roll off with the contract expirations of Lewis and Wilson and Miggy’s exit. I see us keeping Krafu for another year so that would stay but reduce a touch. Lascelles and Dubs are missing but they will be absolutely trivial given fee and length of time they’ve been here. Targett, Willock and Barnes are £14.8m in that and if we can get decent-ish money back for the latter two we could book some profit and clear space for incomings. However, we’ll have to be careful to balance this with a potential European campaign and the need for bodies - all depends on whether we’ve got some youngsters who can start to step up.

They were a couple of Strand Larsen finishes away from putting Forest in bother.

Thank god for the strong dollar.

Time to break the Bournemouth hex Eddie lad.

PSR teacher’s pet and Sinister Six hoop lickers.

He’s not fit, hope he’s just keeping the groin in check.

All feels a bit sluggish.

So just Pope, Wilson, Barnes and Lascelles crook. Any news on Willock?

Bad Charlotte

Wolves h Bournemouth h Southampton a Fulham h City a Forest h If we do that and beat City and Forest we’d likely be in 2nd. The next game is Lilpool at Anfield.

Make a banner about that one you fucking tryhards.

Two goal Tosin last weekend.

It’s why turning breaking even on the Targetts of this world or getting lumpy profits on youth team products or the occasional purple is so key to refreshing the squad.

It’s basically they’ve lumped his signing-on fee into his wage packet rather than a lump sum or transfer fee. See it as a £15m transfer fee split over 5 years on top of £80k a week wages.

Stefanos Tzimas linked according to Crayons Ryder. Summer move though: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-learn-stefanos-tzimas-30781582.amp

Interesting one from Football365. bEIN Jacobs talking to that nugget Goldbridge: Ben Jacobs, talking to The United Stand, revealed that Newcastle are the only club to make a ‘concrete’ approach for Mbeumo this season – but it explained that it will be a hugely difficult deal to complete in the January window.

I like the idea of him lumbering Barca with a load of wages and costs that mean they’ll struggle to find the famous “economic levers” to fund an Isak bid.

“Dr Newcastle will see you now…”

Cretin with the Austin Powers specs and headphones incoming blud/fam.

That’s what I’m talking aboot, ey.