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All the current season holders will probably be dead there so unsurprised.

Alan Smith was doubly bad when you realise we spent £21m on his fee and over the life of his £60k p/w 5 year deal on him. No goals from a bloke that used to play striker is shameful.

@SUPERTOONWaughwatch?

80,000. The cost of making the extra 10k of seats is likely to be minimal but the ability to bring in the next generation will be priceless.

Potato famine is over Mike lad, all the spuds they can eat.

Paulinha? Most yellows last year?

Unsure where to put this/ whether it’s been posted - another gift from Mike Ashley: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/30277292/newcastle-news-hmrc-mike-ashley-public-investment-fund/amp/ Don’t know whether it’ll have a PSR impact.

Awful wee cunt.

Nee meat on those digits man, would be like rubbing a dry pitta with a stick.

Argument is they’re youngsters rather than a 30 year old Greek dud. They might at least have some on-sell value.

The whole thing is grim. Villa should have been celebrating CL qualification and building but instead they’re having to fend off opportunist Cartel Clubs amidst the rules they’ve cooked up to benefit them.

He’s going for the Steven Gerrard “neaderthal hairline by your eyebrows” look.

Suzanna Reid must have a fetish for being rattled by Skeletor.

Didn’t fancy the gravalax and Pimms from those Tory knobs.

If the PL’s position on ATP is deemed illegal then City have an angle to get their charges dismissed on a technicality because they were having to deflate their income to comply with an illegal rule. All murky as hell but you can see they’re trying to pull a jenga block out of the tower and collapse the whole case because of it.

Fuck Michael Owen.

Didn’t they have 82% when we won 2-0?

Leeds, Bolton, mackems, smog beasts

Wet Spam Villa Blackburn

Mudryk was £80m over 8 years, so not seeing anyone bailing out his amortisation value until year 5 onwards. He’s a complete dud.

As far as I can see we’ve only got two left now Fraser is gone - Hayden and Lewis. We can’t blame the Fat Cunt for this window’s mess. Tripps, Wilson, Almiron’s latest deals were signed under this ownership.

Love a bit of deadwood. Dummett and Ritchie out, Grandad Ruddy and ShitGreek in. With the added bonus of £4m/5m a year amortisation charges on Bad Vlad.

For a second scrolling past I thought you meant Goran Eriksson. Some comeback that would be…

We’ve ‘moved forward’ allegedly so that works. Everything is context. In the Mike Ashley era, this window might have been an 8 or 9. In the Keegan, SBR or Howe eras, a 2. If the Saudis leave, who knows? Judge it on today’s perspectives in the context of 2024 NUFC. Myself and many others see it as a window where we’ve failed to kick on for all the promise we have, whereas others see keeping the Big 3 players as more positive and progress. Glass half full v glass half empty perhaps.