Nucasol

Outschtanding.

Thought they’d have more plastic culers loitering around the U.K. who’d go. The ultimate in penis extension supporter bases. Or are they now supporting Inter Miami?

The Uzbekistani lad looks great so far. Far cry from his debut. Can see why we were interested.

I think the opposite. We’re NFLing everything with set plays and pattern plays. Complete absence of creativity and spontaneity.

Ground full of the tourists and naturally Man Utd’s amazing away fans go completely silent the moment they go a goal down.

Simultaneously said the same thing. Been about the 4th time he’s been dispossessed, making Dorkgoo look somewhat competent.

Bernardo Silva less than impressive so far; consistently muscled off the ball.

Mazraoui jogging casually back there after being dispossessed.

Packed full of lovely, lovely tourists though. Think of all the moola to supplement the £100m a year Puma deal and £100m a year Etihad deal.

France too.

Chuck in Wolves and that’s 24 games. Nearly half a season. Fuck Doctor Congo, the neglectful cunts. Best we get is compensation for his wages and medical bills for the time he is out under FIFA’s rules.

Twitter melts and fraudy ITKs in the mud again.

The ACL thing has become a circular reference with people quoting people who quote people who quote Burnsie.

Russell Martin’s seitan poke bowl is going to taste like shit after that result. To be fair, it would have done if they’d won 3-0.

Good day for defenders so far, loads of clean sheets. Pope-Gabriel-Guehi-Tino back 4 today did well points-wise.

Planting BDB and Big Nick on Hermansson vs. Wist Ham would appear to be a no brainer.

Beautiful scenes but NGL, the Sweden looking top riles me up.

Huge win for the U18s away at a Liverpool side who won their first two games 5-1 and 6-1. Now 3rd in the table with 10 points after 4 games.

The Gosforth Prophet of Doom otherwise known as Craig “Abandon All” Hope will be along to piss all over our post match happiness soon enough. Once he’s finished adjusting his selfie stick and audio.

The sooner international football is just time boxed to a summer window the better. Absolute non-interest. Not bitter about Wissa’s injury or owt.

Puppy mill practices working well.

Cheers Longstaff you fucking melt.

Misses our game. Canny as he was the only pacy player in their back 4.

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