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How’d you like them mcapples?

Champion, time to weed out the grifting cunts.

Not going to lie. Selling them to McPosh McCunt McAcademy up in Dundee does more than “sting”. It’s a full on kick in the spuds.

Is that our very own @JonBez comesock providing a quote?

“Tremendous by the way”.

Same with the blue one. Presumed they’d made it for an orangutan.

More Dundee dumplings getting tickets ahead of members: https://www.themag.co.uk/2025/09/now-made-public-that-multiple-dundee-schools-handed-newcastle-v-barcelona-tickets-newcastle-united/?feed_id=15054&_unique_id=68c191fb11d94&fbclid=IwY2xjawMugEhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHjkrGJBPGr7MeD0QYwxdIlXwPzUmhFJAWn7B6ICsn4c8lfRMleISfS24606T_aem_8-wq2Z9pamM-DGiv21Fi2A

8,000 extra seats that’ll get taken up by corporates and day trippers is a complete waste of the hundreds of millions they’d pay. Just take the plunge and actually back the big talk up with a big action.

Absolutely love the thread title change, great work lads.

Glad you caveated at the end @Froggy, was ready to send you with Paedo Petie to a jumpsuit tailor for Category 1s.

Where’s the colon, wiener?

Top of the morning to you lads.

All that practice at Dontino’s paying dividends.

Another to add to the Geordie Traitor ranks along with Carrick, Charlton, Robson and the Baconator.

45 tickets to some randoms in Dundee likely with no affiliation to the club. Meanwhile people across the City who’ve been going for years and pay £47 to be a member can’t get a sniff of a ticket.

Eh?

Drill top no longer available on the adidas site.

Champion bonny lad.

Alreet Gok Wan.

A really ugly one at that.

Send out Steve Wraith and the rest of the Warboy follicle frauds.

Don’t you think you’ve had enough from me Silverstone and Hopkinson?

Get rid of the Skellend

Pick one word from each column which is a total lie. I’m taking: Committed—Enthusiastic—Cool as a set of absolute false descriptions for him.

Probably looks more appetising than one of your concoctions / creations @loki679