Kilcline

Jeez, that bottom four at the end of the season would be interesting in terms of sideways league moves etc. If Kendal don't get promoted from the NL they might be grateful of a shift back closer to home though!

Would have been a mag wanting to do some beheddie-ings just like their owners marra

Are we 100% sure he's not crocked aswell?

None? Thiaw has been one of the best CBs in the league

Useless cunts

The mid-air nudge is a cunts trick, don't blame him booting off

They don't fancy any of the 3 or 4 CB's they signed in January then, at least 2 of whom we were supposedly after?!

Be April or May anyway depending on when there's a space for the rearranged fixture after we win the Carabao Cup again and are marching on through the Champions League

We should hire another manager to work alternative seasons to Howe so he can have a rest

Doing my good deed for the day in leaving the space on the naughty step for casual homophobia for someone else!

We'll do these posh, swimming pool on the roof terrace at their ground, "oooo look at us we live by the river", nonce and sex offender sympathising cunts. Fuck Fulham and Howay the Fucking Lads.

Aye think it's from next season when VAR can intervene in second yellows?

The ref bottled that, looking straight at it about 5 yards away. "Managing the game" and keeping it 11 v 11 my arse

Want to pull out the old "like one of us won a ticket to get a game" but genuinely think that's harsh on us. Bloody useless

Not sure shagging a mother in law is the own he thinks it is either, assume he thinks that's an insult because to them actual incest is just standard practice?

Likewise, group chat with some of them on Wednesday during and after our game was they'd take a draw if offered after "yous are fucking shitting it" as recently as last weekend. I do reckon it'll be 1 each but if we turn up we'll win easy

Yeah I was having this conversation with someone yesterday, think I said 15 in all comps and we'd probably be at worst 3rd in the league and higher in the CL too

Remember the bin dippers have a ceiling though

"A deal that is seen as a strong fit for the club" - wasn't aware of the global giant brand called CUNTS but fair play to them

I'm pretty sure we'd then get that money if we won the play-off round game, albeit there's the physical cost etc of playing the two extra games and of course we might not get through

How exciting is it though that we can all point to a bunch of things and areas where we've been objectively pretty ropey yet we are where we are in all competitions? How good will it be when we start playing well and stop conceding the late goals?! (Assuming it happens before April!)

You'd think it'd definitely be six months of Zidane before he takes over from Deschamps. I've been convinced since he was at Everton that, as the ultimate blagger to my eyes, Roberto Martinez is going to bluff his way into a huge club job sometime, maybe this summer will be his moment

Standard mackem after giving it big in the summer that they were the whatever highest net spenders they were. Of course net spend doesn't count when it suits though. Saw something yesterday from RTG that apparently they're worried about VAR because since it came in we've supposedly had the most calls overturned in our favour. Obviously part of a grand conspiracy/the Saudis paying people marra rather than it being we just happen to be on the end of a heap of incorrect decisions in the first place, the absolute turnips

It won't bother them too much when we give them a good hiding on Sunday then will it the thick cunts

We'll be riding the wave of wins at Stamford Bridge and a 90+7 winner to go through in the Bernabeu, Arsenal or Man City at Wembley will be a piece of piss