Fak

We had to let him go in the end, he was rubbish.

Whys Huss hanging around Eales' back door?

Couldn't or wouldn't?

Yes.

some of the crap you've spouted in the last 24hrs has made me want to kick your head in.

Yep. This will help, Tony.

Wijnaldum.

Osimhen to Al Hilal.

I like him. (Or her)

Casemiro was good then though.

He's called up Casemiro the mad bastard.

Nemtizz on for a big haul here.

Can only assume twitter. But I'm not going looking for it or posting it if it is.

Looks like a Love Island contestant.

Meowwww

Alright mate calm down there was no damage done in the end.

He's just won us a trophy and and CL football

Feels like he's starting to believe his own hype.

I'd let you stop at mine.

What on earth is going on with Curtis Jones' accent.

What were they doing to you like?

If anyone from there is reading this: you're a bunch of small time scruffy Scouse rat bastards and you're absolutely dog shit to boot.

Rod! What a season it's been. Cup win and CL football. The sun is just about still out and it's a bank holiday. Have an absolute topper of a night whatever your plans are.

what you reckon of our transfer window this summer big man? I've a hunch it's going to be THEE window we've all been waiting for.