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See Andrew Tate's had a glow up.

Salah on Sunday?

I have it on good authority you’re a plonker.

He’s gone.

won’t be ticketed.

He's got one about the Royal Family playing 20 Questions.

Doesn’t matter.

He’s already knocked them back for us when we were in a relegation scrap. Why would he sign for them now we keep beating them and win more trophies than them, especially when they couldn’t cough up the £120m minimum we’d be asking for?

Sutton did an excellent article on Joelintons performance in the Mail on Monday.

Get in man. Cantona wanted nowt to do with Butt either.

Definitely make it a poll.

Aye it wasn’t Ando and I was gutted. Steve Watsons done a few as well.

And they probably did ora… Forget it.

Batty would do Joelinton imo.

It’s my birthday on the 29th if you fancy a pint with me instead? Town Moor will be rammed.

Who was co-commentator with Razor on BBC Newcastle?

Bimpy can’t just go around assuming posters’ genders. Ban.

As if people are calling for a ban ffs. He’s entitled to his opinion - as batshit mental as it may be - then he’s fully entitled to call it as he sees it.

Don't get me wrong there's nothing sweeter than comfortably outplaying those Scouse bastards at Wembley, but there is a tiny, tiny little bit of me that just wishes they had something to cry victim about. I hate them.

It was 99.76% a tongue in cheek post fyi.

Only downside for me is that we won it very, very comfortably. I don't want to be picky but I really wish we could have had one massively controversial decision go our way just to get them lot absolutely outright seething and crying for injustice and making petitions to ban the ref from officiating them ever again. That's all I ask, nothing much.

Him and Trippier. Why do they mug us off for weeks with sub-par performances - making me asbolsutely convinced they're both finished - only for them to go and pull out performances like that on Sunday and make me fall in love with them all over again? New 5 year contracts for both, please.

Same it’s my birthday.